Portsmouth reserves. I just love watching Glen Little patrol the wing at Havant and Waterlooville's
vast arena.

They have no money in the transfer kitty and will listen to offers for any players. Just like us really but with more supporters and an unpopular chairman.

As I work in Southampton I can state categorically that there is more chance of us getting promoted than Saints going into administration.

I havn't been this excited since we finished our first season in Division 4 in 16th place.

As suggested previously The Piglets Johnny Reggae would suffice or as a last resort a spontaneous chant as perfected in the 'old' days.

Poor young Malcolm Swain was booed to within an inch of his life. Modern players targeted by Mad stad plastics are living the life of Riley by comparison. I save my booing for Royal Lady leaving her seat in the 44th minute heading for her ciggie and Chardonnay fix. Tis a bloody disgrace I tell thee!

The excitement will only return for me when Southport, Barrow, Workington, Aldershot and Oxford return to our fixture list.

The South African roaders will have the title by Xmas. A fat bloke down the pub called Trevor told me so it must be gospel.

I would carry on playing even if I had only my torso remaining ala Monty Python's Black Knight if Mr Fearn deemed me fit.

Pompey reserves play at Havant .Rest assured I will be sure to pass on all messages during my numerous conversations with Little next season.

Three out of 11 England players on the field at one time. Small city nobodies. That Nicky Shorey used to play for us once.

I ran from the Aldershot mob at the Rec in 1971. In my defence I would highight that Frimmers was a big boy and I was only 13.

Pompey have the best supporters in the world. I thought everyone knew that?

I like the cut of this new fellas jib. Pompey fans are traditionally salt of the earth working class types who shun computer message-boards but our newbie is a refreshing exception.

The Steve row 5 contained at least three boyos.

A vacancy now exists with the departure of Johnny 'scapegoat' Oster.

Another relegation will restore the status quo.

Going to my local ground in Fratton to suffer humiliation.

Don't worry about Pompey's commitment. I had a word with Arry yesterday and he said a monkey would secure a favourable performance. Pompey are easily the biggest club in Hampshire and obviously of utmost integrity.

The sooner we free-fall down the pyramid and rekindle rivalries with Swindon, Oxford and Aldershot the better. Perhaps we could sell our plastic home to the egg chasers and expand Palmer park in the likeness of Elm Park.