INTERNET PLAYER OF THE SEASON 1996-97 RESULTS!
Thanks for all your votes and all interesting categories you felt deserved nominations! There were somewhere around 100 votes for the Player Of The Season award with everything else getting progressively less...
First up the main award:
Internet Player Of The Season:
1. TREVOR MORLEY 43% 2. Keith McPherson 23% 3. Andy Bernal 8% 4. Tommy Wright 7% 5. Mick Gooding 5% 6=. Barry Hunter 4% 6=. James Lambert 4% 8=. Michael Gilkes 1% 8=. Steve Mautone 1% 8=. Archie Lovell 1% 8=. Jeff Hopkins 1%
Now the second biggest one:
Internet Voted Donkey Of The Season:
1. PAUL BODIN 39% 2. Bobby Mihaylov 18% 3. Barry Hunter 9% 4=. Michael Meaker 6% 4-. Darren Caskey 6% 4=. Jimmy Quinn 6% 7=. Michael Gilkes 3% 7=. Jeff Hopkins 3% 7=. Martin Williams 3% 7=. Archie Lovell 3% 7=. Lee Nogan 3%
And the rest...
BEST PERFORMANCE:
1. WOLVES (Home)
2. Manchester City (Home)
3. Bolton (Home)
WORST PERFORMANCE:
1. WYCOMBE WANDERERS (Away)
2. Swindon (Away)
And now the rest..... Congratulations to Darren Caskey for winning so many awards (!)...
Best Australian: Andy "Internet Royals" Bernal
Best Bulgarian: n/a
Best Row: Darius v Quinn
Greatest Underachievers: Lambert and Archie, but only cause they're not given a proper run in the team
GIPSY OF THE YEAR: KAREN RISKEY (CASKEY)
Why do I think I'm so good, when in fact I'm crap of the year: Holsgrove
Girlie of the year: Dariusz
Beaufont hairstyle of the year: Meaker on hire from Bobby M
Shep play-a-like of the year: Bibbo
Wanker of the year: Mike Lewis
Wankette of the year: Hilary Housecoat (who?)
Fraud of the year: Caskey
Nice Bloke of the year: Jeff Hopkins
Player of the season who most resembles a fish: Martin Williams
Floppyhairedoverweightspursreject of the season: Darren Caskey
Goal of the season: Trev vs Norwich
Internet Man of the year: Graham Loader (thanks!)
Player with the worst facial hair of the year: Darren Caskey
Player with the most amount of excess lard: Darren Caskey
Loan player of the year: Tommy Wright, Wright, Wright
Fattest commentator of the year - errrrrrrrr let me think, oh yeah - Mike 'Fat' Lewis
Fat Scottish Bastard of Season: McGhee
Hero of Season: Archie (for Wolves heroics)
Tart of the Year : Meaker
Special Pretty Boy Redknapp Award: Caskey
Lifetime Achievement Award: Gilkesy (withheld)
Best Internet Supporter: Strap
Underused/Underrated Player of the Year: Archie Lovell
Special award for services to the replacement car windscreen industry: Barry Hunter
1995-96 Season: Mick Gooding
1994-95 Season: Shaka Hislop