Hence why I jumped on the Lambert thing. He has to be better than nothing right?

You'd have to think that Rickie Lambert, who is available as he's without a club, would be a ridiculously sensible and logical punt. When Bodvarsson went off yesterday our shape looked f u cked so we just have to have another option, and I can't see him playing Sam Smith. Rossi is also available, so...

Are either of these still available??

Still available now?!

Anyone got a ticket I can nab off them please?

Hell yes. When you know, you know.

Looks like a paedo successfully hooking up with his internet victim

So I tried this out for Orlando Sa but people favoured a more off the shelf song. Don't know if any other players have an Abba song so perhaps we could be original this time? There was something in the air tonight the sky was bright Leandro. Could all be moot though as the naysayers on here are pred...

There was something in the air tonight the sky was bright Leandro

Good player, would be a hell of a signing.

Football is based on money, not principles.

There's gonna be a giant bouncy castle that kids can play on for £1 with all proceeds going straight in to the transfer kitty.

I'd rather have Vito Mannone

I'd rather have David Button

Rather have opportunity Knox

Rather have Pam St Clement

Going to Stoke as part of an intricate deal to bring Wakaso to the Mad Stad

Corbyn in, May out.

He's already not good enough to get in a Championship side that plays against League 1 opposition, so why would we want him?

The Royal Forester That defender chap we had on loan from Spurs. I can't remember his name, but even I could, I would not know how to spell (or pronounce) it.

Bongani Kumalo