er... it's on now.

Royal Lady

cheeryoleary You could be the Maggie Philbin to my Andy McColl.

More like I could be Maggie Philbin to your Keith Chegwin.

Now you know why I hate people called Keith.

Method dear. Method.

You could be the Maggie Philbin to my Andy McColl.

How about......... "It's busy" rather than filling the air with guff? The Traffic RDS often cuts out halfway through the bulletin because whoever doing the piece is waffling. I tell you what.... Get me in there. I could do a proper job. Fair enough, I know fcuk-all about journo broadcastin...

Kevin,

Are you jealous that Reading Fans have created a website in honour of Wally Downes where each week, fans can 'rate' a new picture of Wally. http://www.ratemydownes.com

Cheers then
Cheery

Kevin,

If we mange to stay up, will you go on a heavy drinking spree in leafy Wokingham culminating in some form of exhibitionist dancing in the Molly Millar's?

If so, this would be remarkable as an anagram of your full name is NAKED JIVE IN MOLLS

Cheers then
Vinnie Garstokes
Winnersh (Posh part)

Okay, can't you mix it up a little....

"The traffic on the M4 at Slough has bunched up due to you silly feckers all deciding to live in the most populated region in the UK."

Can you possibly explain what this means? "The traffic on the M4 at Slough has bunched up due to the sheer weight of traffic" I thought the BBC had a clear English policy? Why not just say "The traffic on the M4 at Slough has bunched up due to traffic" Why do you have to pad it o...

Give me Mick and TD any time over Joel Hufford...he loves the sound of his voice so much ( constant drivel about anything except the game ) Incidently where is he? I've been away since January and haven't heard him since I've been back Free transfer. Possibly shagging someone missus or mixed up in ...

Frank Rodriguez, Have you ever had a relationship of the sexual kind with a Reading Lady who insisted that you trim her growler beforehand? If so, this would be remarkable as an anagram of your name is 'DING RAZOR FUKER Cheers then Cheery p.s. would you mind sponsoring me for charity? http://www.jus...

Royal Lady
I think that's discriminatory also. Either they look in every man's pockets as they enter and/or body search them as well as peering into my handbag, or they stop peering into my handbag.

Plant a vibro in your bag next time. Make sure that it's covered in hairs and biscuit crumbs.

I'm not reading all this because quite frankly, after four pints of pre-match Stella, I'm not going to remember any of it.

Why is he a cock? I like his commentary, however to bitch and whine about your current (former) employer in public makes him a cock in my book. he's leaving, what differance does it make? Because his future employer might expect the same treatment. In my industry, if I spoke my mind publicly when w...

Daniella Why is he a cock?

I like his commentary, however to bitch and whine about your current (former) employer in public makes him a cock in my book.

Cock.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7353949.stm 'Jester' Ian Wright attacks BBC Footballer turned TV pundit Ian Wright has said he no longer wishes to work at the BBC, claiming he was made "a comedy jester" by the corporation. The former England and Arsenal striker said fans could not...

Terry,

Just once, would you like to see little old Reading beat Arsenal?




Thanks
Vinny Garstokes from Stoke

I predict I'll not be going anywhere near the team board come Saturday afternoon (nor Sunday)