What you want are players that will offer themselves as free trialists to prove they deserve a contract and still have it

Name one previously 'big-time' player that's ever done this...?

All his family live oop north - what would be the attraction in him moving down here to potentially recieve 5-10 (50kish?) pay cheques When he's had 10 years on probably 90k a week?

just pushing it through the HNA? glory hole to see if any knees hit the cubicle floor next door.

Massive LOL. I'm having this.

Plus I actually agree that Jobi should/could be tried at LB.

Any unemployed footballer at this time of year needs to face up to the fact that they're probably not an unemployed footballer.

They're just unemployed.

Charles "Let me quote you a nice passage of" Shakespear

We never seem to do well under folically challenged officials.

Also - never trust a man with two first names - Stuart Burt and Fred Graham.

Massive LOLcano at the thought of any of these players wanting to come here.

There is no one available who is (only) twice as good as Simon Church...

Simon Church

/End of thread.

Full strength team please.

Mainly because i've spent £15 and will also be showcasing us to some potential new plastics, which could result in a £1-200 increase in revenue for the club over the next 4-5 years as and when one of the Manchester teams visit and they want to come along.

1-0 QPR - Taraabt.

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(Pog x 2 - Phillipe Albert and Faustino Asprillia for them)

Kebe to come on as a sub in injury time and score the winner with no socks or boots on.

Pardew to headbutt the (female) linesman before being handcuffed and taken away.

Lawro looks like someone has melted Chris De Burgh.

I don't think anyone sees Jimmy as a 'guaranteed' anything - but we're horribly short of potential game changers. Who would you rather bring off the bench when we're behind - HRK or Jimmy? Churchy or Roberts? No one is saying these two are the definite answer - but we're a stronger team with them i...

I don't think anyone sees Jimmy as a 'guaranteed' anything - but we're horribly short of potential game changers. Who would you rather bring off the bench when we're behind - HRK or Jimmy? Churchy or Roberts? No one is saying these two are the definite answer - but we're a stronger team with them in...

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Racist.

In + 4/5 mongalongs from work. I'm going to sit away from them.

Language Timothy!

Some quality posts in here - RFCSPACE leaving out McCleary in both his suggestions, and marcusopp leaving out Guthrie in his. Can't see it being much different to: ------------McCarthy Gunter--Pearce--Gorkss--Shorey McCleary--Karacan--Guthrie--Jobi ------------Pog--Alf I'd like to see Mariappa, Robe...

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Long (x3) - Long (x3 OG)

The weirdest thing of all is that you can see Fedders on the front page of the programme - just about to walk out of the tunnel. Not surprised he was pissed off if they told him he was dropped that late. http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/69185_421249817922501_180659172...