I'm afraid I don't have time to read this thread.

From Premier League website: http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?command=setSelectedId&nextPage=enNewsLatest&id=1816894&type=com.fapl.website.news.NewsItem&categoryCode=NewsLatestFAPremierLeagueNews Ulises De La Cruz has agreed a one-year contract to stay at Reading next season. Th...

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West Stand Flash Home game Opening Day, Boxing Day & Last day of season please...

Don't think it's possible to be home for the first and last games on the season.

Why not?

The whole thing is unscientific rubbish. According to them, if Man. U. had fielded a team of 'average' players, instead of the quite good ones they actually have, they would have ended up with 91 points less than they got. Since they ended up with 89 points, the 'average' team would have ended up wi...

Let's just remember our last game against Derby:

http://www.royals.org/matdoc/010406.html

'to God and the Queen' i would guess You would have failed the 'Bilge test' ! Its 'For God and the Queen' (2nd declension, dative case ending in -o means 'to or for') Now for detention write "Romans go home" 100 times Good heavens - now THERE's a blast from the past. You'll be quoting Ben...

Ian Royal

He's not known as "Fatty" Kenny for no reason.

but he does seem to be a decent guy.

I reckon he's a pretty good keeper too.

Several players have contract clauses that if we had made the UEFA cup would have meant big payouts in bonuses. thats the real reason why the club weren't keen on europe this season. Not sure if this has been mentioned elsewhere. Ken Dodds dads dog will be turning in his grave if it has. :lol: So l...

Table: http://www.premierleague.com/public/downloads/publications/Fair_Play_Apr_07.pdf Point System/rule at the bottom = oxf*rding rubbish! :x WSRL I asked the Premier League how these figures were made up and got the following reply: Below is an extract on the basis of the fair play league that ha...

After 36 games we were 8th so I doubt we are top now. http://www.premierleague.com/public/downloads/publications/Fair_Play_Apr_07.pdf In terms of red and yellow cards, we are second equal with Portsmouth (Liverpool come top, but they already qualify for European competition, anyway) The other marks...

I'm celebrating - and how! My beloved team has finished EIGHTH best, yes EIGHTH best team in the whole of England. And it has done it with the work ethic and team spirit that can be admired and respected by those below. URZZZZZ! ... and by those finishing higher - it shows that it is not just about...

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Berthwaite If SSC had not wanted to include him in his last ever home game for Reading, he would not have included Sidwell.

May also be close to the mark.

Now, I don't mind you making your point, but you should not twist what I said to make it.

Such distortion of my post is not worthy of a moderator.

And when that windmill casts it's shadow over the pitch and you can see the shadow rotating it puts me off the game. Sort it out RFC! [Pedant mode = "On"] Um... Isn't the wind turbine North of the stadium, so that its shadow is never on the pitch? [/Pedant mode] Behind the South Stand? :s...

AbovetheI And when that windmill casts it's shadow over the pitch and you can see the shadow rotating it puts me off the game. Sort it out RFC!

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Um... Isn't the wind turbine North of the stadium, so that its shadow is never on the pitch?

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If SSC had not wanted the team to win against Watford, he would not have included Sidwell. Sidwell, as we all know, is leaving in the summer and so would be sure to play his very best to ensure that everyone watching from other Premiership teams saw him in the best possible light. The better he play...

M4 Junction 11 If he gets an official warning from the FA then will there be a hearing? If so I wonder if Andrew will go as himself or be allowed to attend FA HQ dressed as Kingsley.

For full comedy effect he should go as Kingsley, and make sure there's a few press photographers there as well.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premiership/article1734046.ece Even The Times has picked up on this one! I loved the comment from a reader to the article: While this article may appear to be a little tongue in cheek there is a very serious aspect to it. You have to remember that New...

Are we permitted to make an emergency loan signing for the specialist mascot position? I understand the Evening Post may be prepared to send Leroy the Lion out on loan until the end of the season to gain experience. I don't think an emergency signing is allowed, so you'll just have to step into the...

erm...I think the Sky reporter deserves a whoosh. Coppell's comments were clearly meant tongue in cheek, though I was quite surprised none of the journos seemed to laugh when he said it in his post match interview. Maybe they don't understand sarcasm... I think SSC is too clever for the average hac...

EP this morning reckon that kingsley was not repremanded for confusing riley with his shirt but for making "inflamatory gestures" wonder what they could have been ? :wink: I thought he was sent off for dissent. Although I sit a long way from the incident, I'm sure I saw Kingsley disputing...