That was quality! There was far to much moaning after relegation and not enough good old fashioned melancholy! Bravo that man!

Sarah Star Dirk, is there nothing you don't know about football? Can we ask you anything? You should have your own 'Ask Dirk' thread.

It could be called "Gently Does It"....or "Gently Gently, catchey monkey"!

So does everyone think it's safe to go to bed now??