John Madejski
Now that you've gone and sold the Sig
John Madejski
Why don't you buy a better wig?
John Madejski, John Madejski

[quote="Dirk Gently"]Just for fun (I've heard no rumours or anything like that) what would be your thoughts if we got an offier to swap Gylfi (most promising youngster, future of the club and all that) for a "proven" striker I've heard a rumour from the Smiths- we're getting Okak...

Don Barren-Dregs

Only the crumbliest, flakiest Rodgers' lot
Waste like Coppell's lot never wasted before

The club must act, by immediately banning those RFC STHs who allowed their tickets to fall into the hands of oppossing fans who failed to behave with respect. Thereafter these seats could be re-allocated for the remaining games of the season. Agreed, but can you really see RFC doing anything about ...

We were hanging about by the home turnstiles of the southstand and saw loads of liverpool supporters trying to get in wearing scarves and colours. The female steward just told them to take them off and was letting them in. After a while I told her that the stand was for home supporters only, and if ...

[quote="No Hoops"]Leave for Heathrow at 1.30 Have a few Beers Get on plane at 4.05 Get off plane at 17.15 Get to hotel at 6.30 I'm on that plane, and am wishing I'd booked an earlier one.... I checked and today's 16.05 flight departed nearer five o' clock. If it doesn't leave on time tomor...

Madjic A suave mincer = Maurice Evans

Hairy Ron= Ray Hiron

Him so OK in a bra= I think everyone got that one

Some more....

Routine orgy

A real pest

Perter gays

Alien removed

A suave mincer

Hairy Ron

Him so OK in a bra

If instead of coming to Reading to have one more crack at making it as a top flight keeper you'd have gone home to the states, what do you think you'd be doing now? Do you wish Tim would just get on with asking you the questions instead of constantly saying he's got lots of texts, e-mails and phone ...

Do you think spelling Graeme with an "E" is a bit poncey?

Are you flattered that Colleen thinks of you in order to get in the mood for Rooney?

Colleen is a slapper
She's got a smelly front (?)
And when she's shagging Rooney
She dreams of Stephen Hunt

Stephen Hunt Hunt Hunt
Stepjen Hunt Hunt Hunt

His face is red
He'll take your nan to bed
Wayne rooney, Wayne Rooney

HP was open at £7. We used the speedway at £6. Always preferred the holiday inn as you get out a bit quicker, and I preferred drinking there than on the concourse.

Holiday Inn car park up from £5 to £10. We normally have a pre-match drink in there, but no way will I be paying a tenner to park.