How about Colin Court...
Rembered fondly for his own goal during his one and only(?) appearance against the Swine, during the 82-83 relegation season.
Still, at least it's a claim to fame for the fella
Royal Rother Who was the bloke in the 80s RFC team whose nickname was Yosser?
Edit: Price wasn't it?
Alan Partridge Unsurprising unless they want to show us getting knocked out on pens by Walsall in an FA Cup cLOLassic.