Pepe the Horseman Had to do it in the St8s cos they couldn't understand me otherwise. They couldn't understand 'water' and when I asked for a diet coke they thought I was saying Dr Pepper

It's quite unnerving in the states when you know you are talking English but pcunt can understand you.

Thought Morrison and Cummings were mostly to blame for defence on Saturday. Seems they just aren't talking to each other. Or if they are aren't all listening to each other. Shorey played Van Persie on side when everyone else had stepped up etc etc etc Not Cummings' greatest fan, but Robson-Kanu did...

What was the away shirt that year? I forget.

It's true.

I dont know what he wants, but I do know that he thinks the clubs offer is an insult and that he feels he's taking a stand against the club for himself and all the academy boys, who he believes are not treated as well as other players when they make the team and are not given equal contracts. Also, ...

You really can't blame Cummings - he's made massive improvements from a couple of seasons ago, but it's McD who insists on playing him and he's not just not ready for PL football imho. However, having said that, he didn't do much wrong today really - as JMW said he was up against the likes of Evra ...

We didn't get embarrassed. That is a result. I shall watch the first half again sometime. The second half was just a managerial master class. Fergie saw what had been wrong about his team and closed the loops. Probably an easy job when you consider who they had on the bench. They nullified us, altho...

2005/2006. Obvs. It was just so out of the blue. Being 20 points clear at Christmas was phenomenal.

Say what you want about them being a bunch pcunts, but at least they've got a Frankie & Bennys at the ground. What have we got? Just how many of you wouldn't give your right arm to sink a few Mai Tai's or a round of Apple-tinis right before a game? And they can fukk off to watch Expendables 2 wh...

URZZZZZZZZ Oh god, the Alf love in

He's on the pitch to finish opportunities and he has spurned 7 or 8 in the last two matches alone.

Two of his misses last night and one on Saturday were out of this world. Awesome to watch.

Which is bullshit.

Can't open the link. What did he have to say about Pearce?

LOL! Just saw Morrisons "eating cereal" celebration. I like this chap.

Obviously the club don't think he is worth what he is asking for or it wouldn't be dragging out but I don't know if it's extortionate.

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Fair enough. Do you think we will work it out, or is it looking like he's off in your opinion based on what you can't tell us?

Although i cant tell, I would say that he definitely wants to stay and wants to sign a contract.

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Ups and Downs It's down to his ongoing dispute contract dispute. 100%

If he moves does move on then I'll tell all.

Just tell all anyway.

Nah, I said that I wouldn't.

The players and the club read this forum so I'll not throw any spanners.

It's down to his ongoing dispute contract dispute. 100%

If he moves does move on then I'll tell all.

Snowball Jeez, there's some rough looking blokes there

Seems pretty similar to http://www.pof.com tbf.

Is he just going for British cereals? Or does "ever made" mean every one currently on the market in every country? Which would be a ridiculous amount and would take forever. No, I've lost interest already.

Just skull it, you gheys.