It's all set up perfectly for the last day - whilst Liverpool overcome a stubborn Newcastle 2-0, a jittery Citeh do everything but score against West Ham and then in the last minute, Andy Carroll rises like a salmon and gets his head to a corner, powering it past a dumbfounded Joe Hart who collapses...

As expected Harry Wilson was the star player tonight and looks to have a big future. Only if they can coach out of him the waving of imaginary cards every time someone got within 10 yards of him - 16 yo ffs and acting the big billy bollocks already. Great win, great entertainment and Mr Sweeting ne...

I'd leave out Foster & Ruddy and take McCarthy, but that's just me being local yokel.

Late and off the ground. What would the reaction have been had it been a QPR player on a Reading one? Questionable on late and cast-iron 100% not off the ground - you need to watch it again. One foot in below the top of the ball and the trailing thigh sliding along the ground. A yellow all day long...

Robin Friday.

There was contact, so it's not a dive. Haven't seen the incident in question but that ^ sums up modern day fans. :roll: Sorry, that was shorthand. I'm not a modern day fan, one of the older school, hopefully still with old-school views on things. In my book, a dive is anything whereby a player goes...

Is it a clip of Luis Suarez diving against Villa? If there's no contact its a dive. There isn't a clip of him diving against Villa unless someone's photoshopped out Guzan making contact with two different parts of his body. There was contact, so it's not a dive. Don't let facts get in the way of yo...

Before the Spurs game, Puncheon apparently tweeted a Norwich player who had missed a penalty and offered him penalty-taking lessons.

Wouldn't be long before the first deliberate miss...a goal is a goal, but SOMEONE will decide if they get a pen after five minutes that its worth playing against 10 men for 85 minutes. Don't get me wrong, though, worth exploring.

Fairly certain that Kes thinks this thread appeals to the same sort of person who avoids the football results on the news cos MOTD is about to start and they don't want to know the results.

Head: Portugal, Greece, France, Croatia

Heart: Sweden, Greece, Ukraine, Iceland

Wanna see Ronaldo in tears, the French implode again and the Sig at a WC. Greece? Always liked it for holidays.

Sanguine 7 minutes to list all football transfers over £30m. I scored a pathetic 18/39. Missed number 3. Number 19 remains hilarious.

http://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/233 ... -transfers

Without clicking on all that shit, no.19 must be A Carroll?

We're coming in from Ashbourne on the midday bus, so will probably pitch up at the Exeter around 1245...

TOTMFP Well, there were four beer fests in four days, but I took a practical view on events (i.e. the missus said she wasn't drIving to any more bloody beer festivals after the first two, so we went for a long walk in the country on BH Monday instead... Well, where to start with the beeropolis that ...

Anyone know if you can buy a ticket on the door for this? Yes. Royals supporters will be able to pay on the day at the Reebok Stadium for our Sky Bet Championship away fixture against Bolton Wanderers. Advanced ticket sales have now ended. Bolton will sell the remaining tickets on the day for no ex...

Brighton 1 Newport 3 Brighton :lol: - how many were at the AMEX? 30,000? Attendance is important to a Brighton fan. Very classy of the taxi-full of BHA supporters that were there to boo an opposition player off on a stretcher after 8 minutes of treatment on the pitch (there's a clue in there, lads)...

Badger Finger Salisbury City appoint 28 year old Mikey Harris as boss.

28!?!?!

Whilst a very late contribution to this, Steve 'God' Coppell was still only 28 when first appointed manager of Palace.

31-0 is the record international score, isn't it? Could be under threat...

ZacNaloen I was talking about the Daily Mail

What, the yawn bit?

Righto, gotcha now.

:lol: Massive yawn. I'll buy my season ticket when there is enough cash in the bank account and not a minute sooner. The message isn't buy it NOW, it's simply buy it, please. They're not trying to force you to go overdrawn this month. Say nothing - get slated for lack of interest in fans. Say somet...