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Okay, he's the last man and has brought him down, but they've got a penalty. Why give a red card as well and just kill the game in the first ten minutes? oxf*rd stupid rule.

Dave-Royal sandman sorry mate, we're... is he playing now ?

He wasn't even on the bench yesterday.










And nor was Gylfi...

Is Dave-Royal actually Daniel from The Undatables?

maffff What would be more amusing if we did sign him, the meltdown here or from Celtic fans?

Definitely Celtic fans. I live in Glasgow and us signing Hooper would make my life, they are some of the most deluded fans I've ever met.

I sometimes wonder why I bother lurking on HNA, you lot are the biggest bunch of scaremongers out. So much self doubt.
I never post so this is probably as close to a 'hello' I can give.

He's number 7. Told you

Was just up the Megastore to get a shirt, was told it was 95% certain he'd be number 7. So convinced that I got it (mug).

Sone Aluko is seriously shit. All of the good ones are gone to be fair. Naismith would have been great, as would Steven Davis. Shagger (McGregor) is good too but as previously stated we dont need him. No one else of interest has rejected a contract yet. Apparently if they get accepted into the SFL ...

Sone Aluko is seriously shit. All of the good ones are gone to be fair. Naismith would have been great, as would Steven Davis. Shagger (McGregor) is good too but as previously stated we dont need him. No one else of interest has rejected a contract yet. Apparently if they get accepted into the SFL 1...

I'm loving the superiority complex that is developing now, we've spent too long scraping by and now we're off with a bang!

Blakey's Right Peg He lives in a house, in a very big house Danny Guthrie....

This.

This thread has been the biggest exercise in futility I've known.

Also, due to him not signing for us, I have lost a bet which means I need to pay for all my mates drinks at the next night out. The oxf*rd drinks Staropramen.

Simon's Church Not sure why he'd want to come back to the club that so cruelly forced him out of the place he so dearly loved.

Tear to a glass eye.

I'm half cut and making my first post! Woop! F*ck off newbie. On a serious note, this thread is seriously damaging my career. I spend the majority of my meetings with my iPhone on the desk seeing where this is going. The 30th will see my productivity reach highs that the company hasn't seen for week...