I'm pretty nervous but somehow not as nervous as I was pre-Colombia. I think they'll be pretty drained from previous exploits and our heart and desire will push us over the line somehow; but it could easily go the other way. that said; England 3-1 Croatia AET Kane (2) (opener and second), Vardy - Kr...

2-1 AET (Rinomhota x2, Tom Elliot)

Yeah, I too was inconvenienced by this. It used to be that two or three people would take orders, and you'd wait for them to serve it whilst you paid. They wouldn't have any other orders until yours was dealt with first. Now it seems to be one bloke relaying it to the cooks who take ages whilst you ...

Generic 1-1. Barrow, Aluko.

If today showed one thing, it's that we miss Williams. We were crying out for some steel and drive in midfield today and he was arguably the best in the team for that. A replacement with a similar style to him is needed badly imo.

Barrow.. Modou..

I was hoping that you'd be slightly better than Yakubu..

(Adele's "Hello", it fits but is a bit depressing to get going)

Late IN x2. Overground from Winnersh Triangle to Clapham Junction, changing there for Shepherd's Bush

3-2 thriller in our favour, God-varsson with the winner

Spotted a "Tilehurst" flag at the England vs Scotland game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s

Lyrics to this^ sum up my current mood

"Do not miss your chance to blow"
"He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready"

Cureton's Volley It's sh!t and generic, they're welcome to it.

If they played this then I'd be triggered:
https://youtu.be/FpLTaksQ4no

Or, even better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rp3toJ9cAQ

Adding on the Sky not liking the idea of these two teams being the finalists thing, I just saw an advert for the match and the only clip with either team on in any way were the last few frames where the names were shown. The bloody narrator didn't even say either name!

Conclusion: Sky is shite.

Cureton's Volley Jaap Stam had a dream
To sit in 113
But he's in the dugout so he had to leave it to me...
Scorpions might attack,
but we'll hold them baaaaack.
Cos we're Reading FC, more cordial than that

Du-der. Du-der. Du-der!

Also IN for 113 x6 (inc. Cureton's Volley)

Yes! After all the talk about odds, tactics, injuries, suspensions, etc. We have overcome Fulham - Still cannot believe we hung on for so long, major credit to Ali. I'm still in awe. What a game, what a season. Jaap Stam; I love you. Also shout out to Seahawk, heard you on BBCRB; hope you can make i...

0-1 away
0-1 home

I think we'll nick a win at their place with an early goal and try to hang on for dear life in the rest of the game and the second leg, but eventually Fulham will breakthrough.

We win on penalties; Kermorgant scoring a panenka

Phew. Got there in the end. Rotherham looked like a relegated team (which they are of course); one shot, one goal, then everyone behind the ball - can't believe it took us so long to make them pay AAH - 6, untroubled, could do nothing much about the goal from where I saw it [EDIT: just seen it back ...

genome

Tuuuuuune! Haven't heard that in years. Sad the WikiNazis have corrected it now

Sutekh And that will be the last we'll ever see of Mendes....




....until the PO final.

Scenes if that happens - I'd pitch invade

Look at his goal record for us

Having seen the interview that the club did with him and Meite, it wouldn't surprise me if either he or Meite added that bit! They both came across as enjoying a laugh and a good bit of mickey taking. Might explain his miss if he was trying to update wikipedia at the time. He's knighted himself now...