it is rubbish


but i think you'll find it also passes the non offensive criterion

"USA, USA , USA, USA, USA, USA" etc

Oddesy2k wrote: What does it matter this is only a forum not a english exam West Stand Man wrote: That is true, but you'll find that your message gets across much better if it conforms to at least some of the norms of written English. Ok I will try harder in the future cheers. thats-Ok I will try h...

for crying out loud show some pride.

i have none

clearly


what about......

"your scots,
we're not,
we're going to score alot,
no offence-
intended"

it passes all of your criteria, except maybe the sensible one, again

but i agree he was probably a bit pants

Victor Meldrew Your memory plays tricks with you.
The days of shortnening players' names a la Becks,Lamps etc only happened a few years ago.
Meaker was always just f*****g Meaker-never "Meaks".

he will always be meaks to me mate

what like.....

"your town is made of custard-
your town is made of custard"


i bet no one would predict that

but then it wouldnt make any sense either

from all of my conversations and run ins with the gypsy folk round here id say theyre all a little dodgy at least

and if they call themselves pikey how is it bad for me to do so

someone tell us how the new lads did atthe back

Just read through 4 pages-what a load of conflicting views. Arch who watched the game presumably from the quiet of his Amercan front room saw that we allowed Man City to come at us and it was our spirit rather than great skill that saw us through. Wycombe made the very valid point that we always ca...

Royal Rother Call me a pacifist, a scaredy-cat,

you scaredy cat

bloody pacifist bustard

removed from calling someone a cnut in my vocabulary.

what about king cnut, he was ok about it
and it didnt seem to hurt him much-becoming king and all that

papereyes

unless yeading sing it too)

They do and they did it first.

We are that plastic.

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!

cant believe this has run to four pages! offensive chants rule, surely there can be no argument. not singing DNB?! what on earth are you saying i love that one, you may as well start saying we can no longer abuse the referee by questioning his parentage, or any player with greasy long hair by saying...

sonko is spiderman

ivar is superman on tonight s performance

murts is batman, and shorey is robin

now doesnt that look lovely

Royal Lady Shows how often you go you pLOLastic Abbo! They have the guys with fosters on their back already!

not very often in the north stand they ruddy well dont,

im happy for you all to do as much mongering of any kind
fish iron or doom, as you like, it wont effect my optimism
but surely it must get you down?

two words

mr nanny

yes, i was dissing the hulk meister

id back steven segal in a fight with him anyday

you aswell.

and i think youll find that someone who holds up hulk hogan as the supreme example of fighting prowess may just be joking

how are you assessing my fighting prowess? i might be hulk hogan for all u know