I'd like to see Steven Hunt-hunt-hunt score a few

Sebastian This is possibly the worst run of luck experienced by a footballer ever.

And Darren Anderton

Sebastian This is possibly the worst run of luck experienced by a footballer ever.

And Keiran Dyer

Sebastian This is possibly the worst run of luck experienced by a footballer ever.

Except Shaun Evers

Forty points, not far to go now, but remember, forty points represents statistical safety NOT absolute safety. Yea but no but yea but this makes more sense . . . A good indication of the number of points needed for safety will be in three matches time when everyone has played each other once. At pr...

He may be knowledgeable about football, an ex-Reading player & manager, a very nice guy and, cheap; He is not however, a Radio Presenter! His voice grates on the nerves and his eloquence is non-existent. He also doesn't know when to stop. Just Tim & Joel please. I like Mick, he knows the ga...

Found it

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/shared/spl/hi/football/squad_selector/team_of_the_week/html/ss_team.stm

amdocsroyal We have 3 players in Garth Crooks team of the week.

M.U.R.T.Y.........Shorey ( surely an England call up soon)

Kevin Doyle.


Dreamland

Where's the link?

The BBC previews it like this .. .. The Magpies last met Reading in the 1989-1990 season when they eliminated them from both the League Cup and FA Cup. READING have already won eight times in the Premiership - only the top two, Manchester United and Chelsea, have won more. A point from this clash w...

My (cringeworthy) tribute to Kevin Doyle in celebration of his JOINT top Premiership scorer status. There is a player called Doyle, Who plays on Premier soil. He bangs in the goals, On the ends of his soles. Oh! Kevin, Kevin, Doyle. There is a player from Cork, Who preys on goals like a hawk. He'll...

Half Man Half Biscuit No bloody contest

SUPER-SOLID-SONKO

Meanwhile a footnote from the BBC.

Reading, in their first season in top-flight football, are sixth, outside a Champions League berth by virtue of only goal difference

I bloody love this club I do.

SUPER-SOLID-SONKO, I like that, where's the T-shirt?

Tottenham H - WIN Charlton H - WIN Fulham A - WIN Bolton H - WIN Newcastle A - WIN Watford A - WIN Blackburn H - WIN Everton H - WIN 24 POINTS COPPEL MANAGER OF THE MONTH Twenty bloody four, or my name's not Half Man Half Biscuit Well done madmickb and Half man half biscuit. I'm a believer as well

The PFA Young Player of the Year is awarded at the end of every English football season, by the members of the Professional Footballers' Association, the players union. All professional footballers, regardless of nationality, under the age of 23 playing in the English leagues are eligible for the a...

All the great teams start with a clean sheet and keep it - The Royals are the newest members of that particular (elite) club.

Scarface wrote

That had to be the worst Premiership game I've ever seen.

When Adrian Boothroyd was asked by Sky Sports if he thought of it as a 6 pointer at this early stage, he replied it's worth more than that to my players!

Glen Little's Nose He isn't the quickest

Okay in the air

Pretty strong

First touch is average

No great tricks

so what is it that puts him amongst the top scorers in the Premiership?

Walks on fookin water

He shuns the dressing room clichés that so bedevil the dialogue of many of his colleagues. Gerard Houllier: 'I don't know how people can say my team are not winners. We have come 4th,3rd and 2nd in the last three years...' Kenny Dalglish: "You cant replace a Michael Owen with a Michael Owen. ...

facaldaqui Let's not use this word "pikeys".

Ent we got enough of em in air teyn? (Me included: Coley Park, thank you very much)

Some of my nearest and dearest are pikeys and chavs.

Heres an interesting statistic; Of the top 11 sides in the Premiership at the moment, we havent beaten any of them meanwhile . . . . of the bottom nine clubs we havent dropped a point against! a similar statistic; of the 6.5 billion people on this earth, about half of them are men meanwhile.... of ...

Nicky Shorey