Whilst maybe not the original, it was definitely "improved" to be:

Karacan-can-can, he's our local kebab man
Karacan-can-can, he's a football magician,
Lamb doner, chicken shish, extra salad, thank you please,
He does halal of course
You should try his chilli sauce.

2 hours and 20 minutes and finally purchased all 16 required tickets. The very helpful lady on the phone said she wouldn't even bother with the website as it has hardly processed any sucessful orders all day because it keeps falling over. This was meant to a dedicated website used because it could h...

Thanks for the tips guys. I'm on constant re-dial. Why thehell did I volunteer for this!?!?!

The website did allow me to select 8 seats though. are you sure it's only six?

Got to the point where I completed my credit card details - Then the site crashed. Logged in again, completed the seat selection and it told me I have already logged in using that season ticket number.... Had to delete my browser history and am now trying again. Phoned the bank and they confirmed no...

I assume there has never been a game called off because the away fans couldn't get to the game? I'm snowed in and it doesn't look like I can get the car out without a snow-plough. That's £24 down the drain! I wonder if many RFC fans can get out of Berkshire at the moment. Also I assume the team left...

I've been reading with some interest for a while now the desire on these boards to drop Harper in place of Marek, Bryn or Jem and the general criticism of Harpers style of play. What amazes me about these comments is the complete lack of understanding and appreciation of the qualities he brings to t...

Seeing as nobody appears to of given ratings, I thought I'd give mine. Hahnemann 5 - Not at fault for the goal. Saved well when their striker went clean through (although any half decent player would of slotted it away). But why o why does Marcus feel the need to punt the ball so far and so quickly ...

We could do with someone who can put in a decent cross. James Henry I have not been impressed with Henry whatsoever. It amazes me that so many people on here are putting so much confidence in someone who Norwich fans thought wasn't good enough for their bench! Blind faith in youth is not the way fo...

Was at both the Didcot game & the MK Dons match yesterday and was very impressed with Kebe in both games. Easily MOTM against the Dons. Looked very good on the ball, could beat a man and had more than one trick with the ball at his feet. I was very impressed with his positional sense (held his r...