Top Flight Sidwell is a Royals Legend!
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you can't blame the man for accepting the challenge at Chelsea. The chance to win silverwear
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He'd look great in this

What's a bumber new deal :? A typo perhaps? Doesn't the Evening Post have proof readers? Oh yeah, found another: Stephen Hunt has also expressed his desire to negotiate a better deal, but Coppell admitted his winger may have to wait. should be whinger? :lol: ...and I don't think the EP has proof re...

playoffs or layoffs What's a bumber new deal

A typo perhaps?

...though tbf the thought struck me too when I followed the link

A big LOL at whoever does the fixtures list in Sky Sports for thinking that our game against River Plate on 13th July is going to be at the Mad Stad: http://home.skysports.com/club.aspx?clid=108&cpid=8 ...and a slightly smaller one for calling all our Peace Cup games "friendlies" in th...

genius i concede defeat you are clearly a superior punster, much better than that other goby shite ill stop barbelling on now. i wonder if shoreys missus liked her-ring she'd probably be too coi to say if she didnt etc etc etc quite... we've already scraped the bottom of the barrel, no need to dig ...

Fish puns. I've halibut enough of them already. i hake u! u keep carping on about it. wish i could go to another plaice to talk about readingfc or that you would at least change your tun........a and another thing why did macker/el tel drop shorey last night?! I see that response came from your sol...

Fish puns. I've halibut enough of them already.

I find it amazing that with all the mathematical debating going on, and given the (near-successful) divertion of the thread onto something interesting, that nobody has yet asked the question "how many beans make five?" ...and I'm sure it could be argued that the answer would be different d...

This thread started as yet another depressing incidence of HNA? small-mindedness, yet was ably diverted into a much more entertaining and utterly random conversation about baking. I love HNA? again. Beat the bigots and boo-boys with banal buffoonery! was that Accidental or An Attempt to Alleviate A...

To go back to the roast thing. I do believe that roast beef is the correct nomenclature. Baked potatoes are put dry in an oven. Cakes are baked with nothing added. But beef and most other joints are basted , hence roasted. I've just had a thought. What about jacket potatoes, aren't they baked too? ...

To go back to the roast thing. I do believe that roast beef is the correct nomenclature. Baked potatoes are put dry in an oven. Cakes are baked with nothing added. But beef and most other joints are basted , hence roasted. Actually, since people no longer do most of their cooking using fire but an ...

whilst i agree with most on the whole potato roast/baked discussion the addition of baked beans to the list is plain wrong whilst indeed we cook the beans in the pot, or microwave(making them boiled beans) they are already pre-baked prior to entering the tin so really they should be called baked be...

...which brings us to the tricky question of the other traditional English staple fare favoured by cockneys, boiled beef and carrots... I thought boiling carrots was fairly standard fare? Boiling beef doesn't really make sense to me, much the same as boiling a Ham before Roasting it.. Although I di...

whilst i agree with most on the whole potato roast/baked discussion the addition of baked beans to the list is plain wrong whilst indeed we cook the beans in the pot, or microwave(making them boiled beans) they are already pre-baked prior to entering the tin so really they should be called baked be...

It's all very confusing, isn't it, especially if we consider that the very same oven that is producing those roast potatoes could in fact be used for producing baked potatoes - perhaps even at the same time. In my house we appear to put our Baked Potatoes under the Grill :shock: Translation for our...

it would be like other nationalities laughing at us for only ever eating roast beef......... There's another way to cook beef??? :shock: <spod alert> Technically of course what most of us would traditionally call "roast beef" in this country is actually "baked beef" because it i...

it would be like other nationalities laughing at us for only ever eating roast beef......... There's another way to cook beef??? :shock: <spod alert> Technically of course what most of us would traditionally call "roast beef" in this country is actually "baked beef" because it i...

Halfords being left behind... With a Bike eh? Now look, Shorey it's not fair to squeeze several Litas of other players names into the joke? It'll clearly be a Long time until the wheel gags stop but we don't need to Hunt for poor puns to Convey our message - we should keep Harper n'eye on the origi...

Wheely good news for the lad. For how long are we going to go round and round all the wheel puns? Trust you to put a spoke in it! Personally I reckon there's still a fair bit of mileage in it but be careful where you tread. I'm glad someone else followed up with another rubbish pun after mine - it'...

He is truly a superb player, very skilled and a joy to watch. As others have said, seemingly not a lot of pace (though I'm sure he has a good turn of speed when he's not battling injury, I've seen him move very quickly at times, just can't sustain it) but doesn't seem to need it! To be totally hones...