Hi I'm Shane Long. I am going to try and take it round you. Oh dear I lost the ball. I have got the ball again and I am going to take it round you. Oh dear I have lost it again. Hi I am Darius Henderson, Reading didn't want me and I scored a hatrick in the Championship at the weekend. Hi I am Simon ...

Does anyone think that the new advert for salmon fish fingers in which the female salmon fish finger says she is "pink underneath" is really talking about a lady's front bottom? x

When are you all going to realise we aint a big club. Our support has never been up to much. For years the Welsh, both Bristol clubs, Stoke etc have come down and shown what a good away support is. I would love to be in an away support like it but gave up ever thinking it would happen. We are a fami...

With the arrival of Jay Tabb does anyone get the feeling that Mr madejski is planning to sell Reading off to some rich paddy to become an Irish franchise. The rugby team is already here. Just a thought..........Discuss peasants x

Did I mention it was in her house so technically I had sex at the home of Elm Park. I am a legend x

Surely we all booed Maghee just to help the team? I cannot hate the guy we were great under him. Still we became better after x

I f@cked a bird who lived in Norfolk Road x

Terracing

Maclaren must have watched a different game from me. Useless Twit with a A.

Listen to yourselves talking about money and how much we have offered so and so to stay etc etc . It makes me sick ! The top 6 will disappear into a European League very soon and we will be left with whats left. Football is ruined forever ! Thank god for chairman like Madjeski who still believe in p...

Got any pictures of when its gone off?

Not much more to add that hasn't been said. Little is my favourite player at the club and is that one player that when the gets the ball there is a buzz in the crowd. Everyone talks about pace and strength these days and it seems that lots of professional players are athletes first and footballers s...

My point was no player has come down from Scotland and made a big impact in the Premiership. Dalglish, Souness, Hansen we all know about as they have been around for years before the premier league began. The game is totally different now. No back pass rule for starters. Colin Hendry ! come on ! I a...

PREMIERSHIP !! So that rules out Kenny Dalglish. You are also clutching at straws with McCallister

The truth is we only want players who want to play for Reading. So forget this thick sweaty. Remember the last time a certain Mr Burns tried to bring in loads of useless scottish players. They weren't up to the job. Name me a Scottish player who has made a major impact in the the Premiership.

We've got too many gingers anyway