Windymiller My (cringeworthy) tribute to Kevin Doyle in celebration of his JOINT top Premiership scorer status.
There is a player called Doyle,
Who plays on Premier soil.
He bangs in the goals,
On the ends of his soles.
Oh! Kevin, Kevin, Doyle.
There is a player from Cork,
Who preys on goals like a hawk.
He'll whack them in,
We're sure to win.
Oh! Kevin, Kevin, Doyle.
There is a player at Reading,
Who's got the knack of scoring.
When the balls at his feet,
We're up off our seat.
Oh! Kevin, Kevin, Doyle.
mmmmmmmmm so what tune is it to be sung to? The Eton Boating song? Jingle Bells? What?