Reading V Manchester Utd Match Thread: Sponsered by...

[james15]

...Shinfield Road KFC.

Yeah erm start of new season init bruvs wanted to make said thread for the match that's why its lyk so early to post, remove it if needs be I don't mind I'm sure I'm probably breaking a rule here but yeah?

So on Sunday in this thread letz chatz about said football match I think it's gonna be well good init bruv, braaaaaaaaap!

[JC]

Any chance of a translation?

[seahawk10]

Translation:
I ordered a bucket of chicken from KFC and aside from the indegestion, it has made my fingers all greasy. This has caused all sorts of keyboard havoc. Come on said Royals. Win this one for the Colonel! URZ!

[james15]

Translation:
I ordered a bucket of chicken from KFC and aside from the indegestion, it has made my fingers all greasy. This has caused all sorts of keyboard havoc. Come on said Royals. Win this one for the Colonel! URZ!

That’s it thanks mate.

[Pants of Primus]

i'm off to manchester now. bye.

[Winchester Royal]

...Shinfield Road KFC.

Yeah erm start of new season init bruvs wanted to make said thread for the match that's why its lyk so early to post, remove it if needs be I don't mind I'm sure I'm probably breaking a rule here but yeah?

So on Sunday in this thread letz chatz about said football match I think it's gonna be well good init bruv, braaaaaaaaap!

[Sharpy]

bare jokes innit blud

[The Colonel]

Translation:
I ordered a bucket of chicken from KFC and aside from the indegestion, it has made my fingers all greasy. This has caused all sorts of keyboard havoc. Come on said Royals. Win this one for the Colonel! URZ!

Yeah...win it for me!

[james15]

bare jokes innit blud

Braaaaaaaap, braaaaaaaaap and brap again lets all go down the reservoir lets all go down the reserviour near White Knights near White Nights. I like you Sharpy and would like to groom you sir.

[URZZ]

Blates, init blud.

[URZZ]

bare jokes innit blud

Braaaaaaaap, braaaaaaaaap and brap again lets all go down the reservoir lets all go down the reserviour near White Knights near White Nights. I like you Sharpy and would like to groom you sir.

Pwoooar.

[Forbury Lion]

It's a bit early for a Reading v Manchester United thread, We've not even played our first fixture yet, Manchester United v Reading.

[cmonurz]

Wins for Sunderland, City and Blackburn today. Pressure on.

[Chaney]

It's a bit early for a Reading v Manchester United thread, We've not even played our first fixture yet, Manchester United v Reading.

bloody hell starting a thread for a game thats being played on January 19th is a bit extreme,

[mzungu_royal]

It's a bit early for a Reading v Manchester United thread, We've not even played our first fixture yet, Manchester United v Reading.

bloody hell starting a thread for a game thats being played on January 19th is a bit extreme,

Bloody nora james, a wee bit early for this. next thing, he'll be writing a thread for the FA Cup final.

[Friday's Child]

I must say, the newspaper predictions make almighty good motivation on this one....

[james15]

It's a bit early for a Reading v Manchester United thread, We've not even played our first fixture yet, Manchester United v Reading.

bloody hell starting a thread for a game thats being played on January 19th is a bit extreme,

Bloody nora james, a wee bit early for this. next thing, he'll be writing a thread for the FA Cup final.

Champions League final anyone? That'll be me next thread init bruvs brap.

[Coppelled Streets]

Setting off in half hour. Way to early but I'll myself a free parking space at the cricket ground and find a watering hold to watch the Arsenal game.

[Chaney]

Setting off in half hour. Way to early but I'll myself a free parking space at the cricket ground and find a watering hold to watch the Arsenal game.

I didn`t know the Arsenal game was on telly

[Alan Partridge]

Good luck lads...you're going to need it!

Expecting 4-5-1 and a beating but we'll see.