New chant (ideal against Man Utd!!)

[Geekins]

How about...

"Shove the dummy up your ar*e"



Keep it simple...

Jesus! I've nicked myself shaving before but that fella wants to use a wilkinsons sword rather than a machete.

Thats some shaving rash.

Isn't that a stab wound when he was in Argentina? Don't know the full story.

[floyd__streete]

We love you Reading, we do
We love you Reading, we do
And even though we're 7-0 down we are in many ways the moral winners here because we don't pay obscene wages or transfer fees nor do we have American owners
Oh Reading we love you.

[mattmartin89]

No was a fire or hot water i think..

Boca Juniors offered to pay for him to have plastic surgery but he refused!

[addsrfc]

i heard he was getting his brother out of a house fire in Argentina

[bobby1413]

Tévez has a distinctive burn mark from his right ear, down his neck to his chest. This occurred when he was ten months old. He decided against a skin graft after saying that mark is a "part of what he is and is not an obstruction to play football".

Doesn't say what happened, probably got scalded.

[NWL Royal]

Tévez has a distinctive burn mark from his right ear, down his neck to his chest. This occurred when he was ten months old. He decided against a skin graft after saying that mark is a "part of what he is and is not an obstruction to play football".

Doesn't say what happened, probably got scalded.

are Tevez, Ribery and Lescott related..?

[Royalee]

'We support our local team' will probably be sung.

Perhaps we should try:

'We're shit, and we know we are!'

or

'We'll meet again, don't know how, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day!'

[seahawk10]

Rock-a-bye Carlos with your dummy.
You score some goals but your transfer weren't free.
All of that money, you still have no class.
So take out that dummy and shove it up your ass.


Or alternatively:
Shove that dummy up your ass
Doo dah, doo dah
Shove that dummy up your ass
All the doo dah day

[seahawk10]

My first locked thread. I am so proud.

[biscuitsrus]

David Kitson's magic he wears a policemans hat
and when he saw a pint of beer he said I'm having that.

[Tamworth_Royal]

We love you Reading, we do
We love you Reading, we do
And even though we're 7-0 down we are in many ways the moral winners here because we don't pay obscene wages or transfer fees nor do we have American owners
Oh [i]Reading we love you.

And our website say's we work hard to buy feck all ![/i]

[percy_freeman]

Davey Kitson, ia apiss head, is a piss head
Davey Kitson, is a piss head
To the tune of....
Davey Kitson, what a bargain, what a bargain
after he's scored his second..... I k'in hate Man Utd!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tamworth_Royal]

Rock-a-bye Carlos with your dummy.
You score some goals but your transfer weren't free.
All of that money, you still have no class.
So take out that dummy and shove it up your ass.


Or alternatively:
Shove that dummy up your ass
Doo dah, doo dah
Shove that dummy up your ass
All the doo dah day

Yea.........good ..........classic....er ...... see you on here tomorrow copy and paste eh

[Y21_Royal]

How about...

"Shove the dummy up your ar*e"



Keep it simple...

Not that we'll be seeing the dummy of course...