Inevitabilities for Saturday

[Tony Le Mesmer]

45. Despite following the team home and away for nearly 30 years i will be occused of being disloyal for leaving 5 mins before the end.

Not if it's a one-off. Why? Do you do it every game?

every game when we are getting completely thrashed. So that includes tomorrow.

46. Someone will call Radio Berks after the game to say Coppell should go and why didn't Alex Pearce play?

[rotherwick_royal]

47. Somebody in the West Stand will win Golden Gamble

48. Ronaldo will score after being continuously booed

49. Rooney will score after being continuously booed

50. Tevez will score after being continuously booed

[Man Friday]

40 somethings
The kid at the side of me will take virtually no notice of the match and kick my legs every 3 minutes while he swings his.
The two people directly in front of me will leave with 5 minutes to go (regardless of the score).
When Reading fail to score the 4 goals needed to draw the match in the last 5 minutes and I get caught up in the crowds leaving the match, I'd wish I'd done the same thing.

[BR2]

28. There will be a derisory cheer from the away end when the attendance is announced.

Coupled with "What's it like to see a crowd".
51? I'll get an immediate headache when the twat screams "Back the boyz and make....." I can't finish this in case I get a headache now.
52? I will have agreed to buy my grand-daughter chips if we win or draw and end up having some myself because of overexcitement at the result.
(We really know how to live).

[aardvark]

54. The match will take place without me. Saw RFC v Man Utd in FA Cup replay last year, so will save my money to see games that will more likely be evenly contested.

55. It will be easy to spot many RFC fans spending more time gawping at the Man Utd away support than watching events unfold on the pitch.

[TFF]

56. I will be dazzled by camera flashes from both sides of the south stand every time ManU get a corner.

[NWL Royal]

54. The match will take place without me. Saw RFC v Man Utd in FA Cup replay last year, so will save my money to see games that will more likely be evenly contested.

55. It will be easy to spot many RFC fans spending more time gawping at the Man Utd away support than watching events unfold on the pitch.

..Wishing we could stand like our counterparts from Surrey in the away end.

[Silver Fox]

54. The match will take place without me. Saw RFC v Man Utd in FA Cup replay last year, so will save my money to see games that will more likely be evenly contested.

If, over the whole 90 minutes, the game is as evenly contested as last year's replay there should be a hell of a lot less moaning on here than normal

[Dirk Gently]

54. The match will take place without me. Saw RFC v Man Utd in FA Cup replay last year, so will save my money to see games that will more likely be evenly contested.

If, over the whole 90 minutes, the game is as evenly contested as last year's replay there should be a hell of a lot less moaning on here than normal

You are A.N. Optimist, Professor of Optimism at Oxford University, AICMFP.

[Vespa1871]

57: The boozers amongst us will still arrive 3:05 regardless of the opposition.

58: Utd will sing about following Man U over England

[Royalshow]

The same old ORIGINAL songs will be sung again and again....anything different will be greeted with strange looks and little kids looking over their shoulder at you as if to say "What the oxf*rd are you doing"

[NWL Royal]

Who's that team we call the Reading? who's that team we all adore? we're the boys in blue and white and we're fking dynamite and Robert Maxwell's mother is a wh*rreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[MarylandRoyal]

59. I'll be stuck in a pub at 10am in Washington DC, being jeered by the throngs of ManU "fans" who call this game soccer.

60. I will happily celebrate with the only other Reading supporter in DC when we hold them to a 0-0 draw.

[Rawlie19]

61. Every time we come close to scoring in the North Stand goal (twice I think) someone will walk down the aisle next to my seat and completely block the view while they stand and watch.

62. The Ticket Office girls will turn up to find someone sitting in their seats. (you can sit on my lap if you like)

[Irvinchangeyaname]

63. United fans will be the first (and last) away supporters to make The Swan a thoroughly horrible place to be.

[Chaney]

64 I will be watching in a bar on koh samui kitted out in my grey Reading away shirt

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65. Peter Mate will be made a shock start as he just flown in hours before the match scoring a hattrick against United.

[BR2]

65 Man Utd fans will chant "Argentina" at some stage and probably sing a song about French kung fu fighters.

[Row Z Royal]

65a.

The chap next to me will shout "Get him off".
I will shout "Yeah, Coppell out", but this time, someone will actually have a go at me for being negative.

66.

The chap in front will get annoyed at me for encouraging Hunty to get into the oppo 'keeper.

67.

Beef will get upset at the linesman and add to "101 more things to shout at a lino".

[RG30]

I'll be bringing in as many drugs as possible into the ground