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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Ian Royal » 19 May 2008 00:13

A few that I can think of from down the years...

Sheppard, Bodin, Van der Kwaak, Holsgrove, Brayson (you know a striker is poor when you see him racing away one on one with a keeper and don't even bother standing up because you know whats coming), Savage, Kebe.

I'd say Reilly but I either never saw him or erased him from my memory he was that poor.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by floyd__streete » 19 May 2008 00:17

Liam Rosenior.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Ian Royal » 19 May 2008 00:26

floyd__streete Liam Rosenior.


You really need to start taking some happy pills. I'm worried about you.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by kiwiroyal » 19 May 2008 05:31

Carl i never got dirty and was oxf*rd useless Asaba :D

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Platypuss » 19 May 2008 07:55

facaldaqui In recent times, I remember some terrible players during our relegation season under Bullivant. There was a full back called Swain who was to defence what holes are to Gruyere cheese.


Steve Swales!

Boom boom boom...


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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by DrZoidberg » 19 May 2008 08:49

Gareth Davies ? Ginger haired CB. I used to wince whenever he was on the teamsheet ...we were guaranteed a tonking .

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Keeper » 19 May 2008 09:33

Number 9
dobcheck Paul Bodin was rubbish


Am I the only one who tought Paul Bodin was pretty good?


Paul Bodin was the first person I ever saw score for Reading!

I have since been told he was awful!

I can't think of one stand out player as the worst player i've seen play for us, although an honourable mention must go to the south stand crossbar

All the years we've seen him and he's only had one brilliant game, and we lost!

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Ozymandias » 19 May 2008 09:48

Brayson, Oster, Sarr, Halls, Oster, McIntyre, Asaba, Oster.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Schards#2 » 19 May 2008 09:55

We have this thread every year and, every year, the answer is the same (IMHO)

Simon Sheppherd by a country mile.

I have played with several superior keepers at park level.


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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Baines » 19 May 2008 10:03

DrZoidberg Gareth Davies ? Ginger haired CB. I used to wince whenever he was on the teamsheet ...we were guaranteed a tonking .


He didn't do too badly for us.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Vision » 19 May 2008 10:12

Worst signing, worst Player, biggest tosser = Robert Fleck.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by wolsey » 19 May 2008 10:40

facaldaqui Setting him aside, I used to loathe watching Ollie Kearns, a striker who hardly ever scored and never looked like doing so.



Actually he scored 40 goals in 86 games for us - not shabby by anybody's standards.

I remember him as missing hatfuls (usually sitters), but scoring plenty (his hat-trick against Aldershot was particularly pleasant). But he was a "Marmite player" and I loved him in our team (Even made a trip to Turf Moor to when he played for Hereford specifically to watch him - he scored a hat-trick in a 6-2 win)

Worst players I've seen? John Pratt, Martin James, Michael Barnes, Kim Sainsbury,Brian Bromley, Glenn Burville, Des McMahon, Eric Obinna, Mark Reilly..to name but a few.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Kitsondinho » 19 May 2008 12:13

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DrZoidberg Gareth Davies ? Ginger haired CB. I used to wince whenever he was on the teamsheet ...we were guaranteed a tonking .


He didn't do too badly for us.


Do you not remember his crazy runs from the centre of defence, beat 4 men and then realised he had crossed the halfway line, panic set in and he lost the ball!


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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by brendywendy » 19 May 2008 12:14

my favourite worst player was meaker

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Bowman's Quiver » 19 May 2008 12:27

Colin Cort

(how many remember him I wonder?)

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Hugo Boss » 19 May 2008 12:37

rhroyal Who said Rougier? Fair enough he went a long time without scoring, but what else didn't he do? In my view he was instrumental in the 2001/02 season, not to mention his late brace against Oxford. I think I realised how good Rougier was when it dawned on me that he wasn't about scoring goals, he was about creativity and being a real nuisance. Does anybody remember the match against QPR in 01/02 where he created 5 or 6 good chances and we only took 1 (which was enough)? If I remember properly his cross dribbled in off Hughes' shin.


No but I do remember him consistently falling over his own shadow numerous times. Hero for his performance against Oxford though.

Brayson was woeful IMO - Never gave any glimmer of hope that he could provide something to the squad at the time. At least Mass Sarr gave us that beautiful performance against Luton almost 10 years ago, even if he did fail to back it up. Andy Gurney was pretty atrocious too - If he put in 10 crosses a game, 9 would end up behind the goal.

Finally, Jason Bown. Simply awful.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by CMRoyal » 19 May 2008 13:06

Number 9
dobcheck Paul Bodin was rubbish


Am I the only one who tought Paul Bodin was pretty good?


He was good, but he could have been better, so in terms of disappointments he must be up there. I see some parallels with Rosenior, who has started well but a couple of below par performances are in danger of shattering his confidence.

A bit cruel to pick on Fleck, I think. He surely only managed a couple of games before injury ended his spell with us?

I'm horrified that Ollie Kearns has been mentioned - he was our star man (ish!) when I first went to Elm Park. We were 4th Div, and he was a 4th Div standard striker who managed to notch a few when we got promoted, so it seems harsh to pick on him as well.

I vote for Paul Bryason - never did a player look so completely and utterly out of their depth at a professional football club. Was he another thing we have to sadly blame Burns for? Can't quite remember.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by DrZoidberg » 19 May 2008 13:08

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DrZoidberg Gareth Davies ? Ginger haired CB. I used to wince whenever he was on the teamsheet ...we were guaranteed a tonking .


He didn't do too badly for us.


Do you not remember his crazy runs from the centre of defence, beat 4 men and then realised he had crossed the halfway line, panic set in and he lost the ball!


Awful positional sense ... or maybe lack of understanding with team mates . Look at the results / match reports for the end of the 1997/8 season on this site. Enough to give you nightmares .... Maybe I'm being harsh on him though because the whole team was at a low ebb, and I've probably focussed on this season because of the Tommy Burns threads.

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by Platypuss » 19 May 2008 13:11

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Number 9
dobcheck Paul Bodin was rubbish


Am I the only one who tought Paul Bodin was pretty good?


He was good, but he could have been better, so in terms of disappointments he must be up there. I see some parallels with Rosenior, who has started well but a couple of below par performances are in danger of shattering his confidence.


Bodin was old though, wasn't he - he was on the way down, performance-wise.

Only a disappointment if you had (unreasonable) expectations that he'd be anything but mediocre!

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Re: Worst player you've seen at Reading

by CMRoyal » 19 May 2008 13:17

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Number 9 Am I the only one who tought Paul Bodin was pretty good?


He was good, but he could have been better, so in terms of disappointments he must be up there. I see some parallels with Rosenior, who has started well but a couple of below par performances are in danger of shattering his confidence.


Bodin was old though, wasn't he - he was on the way down, performance-wise.

Only a disappointment if you had (unreasonable) expectations that he'd be anything but mediocre!


Fair point, he had been round the block a bit already. And definitely a fair point about expectations being too high - a real weakness of mine over the years. I was thinking more of how he seemed to start reasonably well (if memory serves).

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