Caption Competition

[chilipepper91]

"£3,000 to reject the Everton bid? No deal Noel"

[Skin]

Coppell gets his long thin penis out

[sucatraps]

[quote="chilipepper91"]

Coppell orders another takeaway on the "Cork City hotline"

[georgerob]

Coppell gets his long thin penis out

greed

[Chuckle Brother]

3 women in office clearly as bored of Coppell's witterings as I am.

[Soul Man]

Coppell wrecks mobile - Hunty buys him a phone on eve of the transfer window

[Mike Hunt]

Coppell wrecks mobile - Hunty buys him a phone on eve of the transfer window

Awesome!

[RTFC Drummer]

Coppell poses for the BBC to reconstruct the phone in scandal.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

[quote="chilipepper91"]

quote]

"I wish i knew how to use a phone"

[SteveRoyal]

"Mr. Coppell, that's not the right phone."

[SCIAG]

"Hello, this is Direct Line car insurance..."

[me]

Sorry Mr. Coppell, this phone only accepts incoming calls.

[poohs pure]

[quote="chilipepper91"]

hello, yes it's steve coppell, oh hello Dr Al Fahim, another 43 days? yes that'll be fine, when do i start?

[Colchester Royal]

hello, yes it's steve coppell, oh hello Dr Al Fahim, another 43 days? yes that'll be fine, when do i start?

That'll be 1 deal for Lita to move and tell Everton we're not interested anymore.

[SCIAG]

Phone-"Please insert 50p."
Coppell- "John'll never let me spend that much!"

[biscuitsrus]

[quote="chilipepper91"]

After JM skint revelations SC hosts "Madejski In Need" appeal.

[Colchester Royal]

After JM skint revelations SC hosts "Madejski In Need" appeal.

Too late for last minute transfer deals as JM slams the door shut on Lita leaving.

[seahawk10]

While Reading use a normal telephone for outgoing transfers, the large green phone for incoming transfers rarely rings.

[cmonurz]

"The Borrowers" finally found themselves paid work.

[Row Z Royal]

Three one two eight
Three one two niiiiiiiine
Good old boy Coppell
Is on the green line