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You've never won f**k all

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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Man Friday » 28 Jan 2009 18:16

SLAMMED
Man Friday Retort:

"You've never seen your club win F*** All, you've never seen etc..."

???


This whole thread is about them singing a double negative song and you come out with that. You may want to get your coat.

It's fitting me nice and snug.
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by SLAMMED » 28 Jan 2009 18:50

Man Friday
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Man Friday Retort:

"You've never seen your club win F*** All, you've never seen etc..."

???


This whole thread is about them singing a double negative song and you come out with that. You may want to get your coat.

It's fitting me nice and snug.


Thats good because its cold out there!
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by EASTENDER MARKY » 28 Jan 2009 18:56

One hundred and Six
One hundred and Six,
Highest ever points total,
One hundred and Six.

(Winning away tune)
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by SLAMMED » 28 Jan 2009 19:01

EASTENDER MARKY One hundred and Six
One hundred and Six,
Highest ever points total,
One hundred and Six.

(Winning away tune)


One hundred and six,
One hundred and Six,
We hold the record,
One hundred and Six.
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Row Z Royal » 28 Jan 2009 19:38

Alan Partridge I've always thought a retort to clubs like Wolves would be 'you weren't born when you were good' but never really caught on.


YOU WERE GOOD IN BLACK AND WHITE...
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Rawlie19 » 28 Jan 2009 19:43

Row Z Royal
Alan Partridge I've always thought a retort to clubs like Wolves would be 'you weren't born when you were good' but never really caught on.


YOU WERE GOOD IN BLACK AND WHITE...

They used to play in red and white...
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Franchise FC » 28 Jan 2009 19:51

Rawlie19
Row Z Royal
Alan Partridge I've always thought a retort to clubs like Wolves would be 'you weren't born when you were good' but never really caught on.


YOU WERE GOOD IN BLACK AND WHITE...

They used to play in red and white...


OK - 'You were good in monochrome'
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by philM » 28 Jan 2009 19:52

If I remember correctly...

During a game in the 1st season in the Prem at the Mad Stad some oppo fans did the old "where were you when you were shit" at us and we responded with "where were we when you were shit".

Classic. Reading - home of the enigmatic chant.
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Row Z Royal » 28 Jan 2009 22:18

philM If I remember correctly...

During a game in the 1st season in the Prem at the Mad Stad some oppo fans did the old "where were you when you were shit" at us and we responded with "where were we when you were shit".

Classic. Reading - home of the enigmatic chant.


IIRC...

"You were there when we were shit".

Or is that just Man City & Fulham?
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Percy Freemans Thighs » 28 Jan 2009 22:41

Depending on the opposition (would work with most/all teams in the championship and half of the teams in the prem) we could reply using the same tune

The Past
You're living in the past
You're living in the past
You're living in the past
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by seahawk10 » 28 Jan 2009 23:59

SLAMMED One hundred and six,
One hundred and Six,
We hold the record,
One hundred and Six.


This is it, I like it.
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Negative_Jeff » 29 Jan 2009 10:49

Perhaps I could change my user name to a double negative.
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by West Stand Man » 29 Jan 2009 11:26

Percy Freemans Thighs Depending on the opposition (would work with most/all teams in the championship and half of the teams in the prem) we could reply using the same tune

The Past
You're living in the past
You're living in the past
You're living in the past


Gets my vote. All you have to do now is persuade some more people to sing along (in response to any future 'you've never won ...' chants) and we have a potential winner.
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by RoyalBlue » 29 Jan 2009 13:41

To 'Wemberlee..'

'History, history,
You're only Wolverhampton
and you've only history'
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Wax Jacket » 29 Jan 2009 13:53

there's no maths involved with negatives, they're repeating it for emphasis, ie, Reading have a really crap history
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by SpaceCruiser » 29 Jan 2009 13:55

How about logic?
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by RoyalBlue » 29 Jan 2009 15:55

Wax Jacket there's no maths involved with negatives, they're repeating it for emphasis, ie, Reading have a really crap history


Great Britain has a fantastic history but it's not doing much for us in the present day is it!!
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by rabidbee » 29 Jan 2009 15:58

RoyalBlue Great Britain has a fantastic history but it's not doing much for us in the present day is it!!


It keeps me in a job, ta.
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by loyalroyal4life » 29 Jan 2009 16:04

seahawk10
SLAMMED One hundred and six,
One hundred and Six,
We hold the record,
One hundred and Six.


This is it, I like it.




why dont you get it going at games then?
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Re: You've never won f**k all

by Row Z Royal » 29 Jan 2009 16:13

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seahawk10
SLAMMED One hundred and six,
One hundred and Six,
We hold the record,
One hundred and Six.


This is it, I like it.




why dont you get it going at games then?


Because he lives on the American Pacific coast :lol: :lol: :lol:
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