Caption Compo

[westongeezer]

This training for a traffic warden is a piece of wee wee

[Readingfanman]

"I knew I had page 1 lying around somewhere, if only I could find the rest of the big book of tactics."

[Nick Shorey my Lord!]

Dear Santa...

[westongeezer]

So there are two ends to a football pitch, the aim of the game is to put the ball into your opponents goal (note) see page 1 what is a goal /and how to score a goal.

[Compo's Hat]

I thought this was going to be you lot all taking the biscuit out of my photo in the local rag today when i read the title.

Chapter 86, how to stay in a job longer than you should!

[(.)Boobies(.)]

9, 16, 24, 25, 28, 43.

[Rex]

I thought this was going to be you lot all taking the biscuit out of my photo in the local rag today when i read the title.

Chapter 86, how to stay in a job longer than you should!

Captain Compo.

[Dorset-Knob]

Not according to my bog beek of tictacs it isn't!

[Hugo Boss]

Brendan Rodgers, yesterday.

[Barry the bird boggler]

That's funny, it worked on Football Manager, let me just check those ratings again.

[Big Ern]

50024, 47628, 58004, 43129, L419, 31465

Thats Numberwang!

[shoey]

I wish I was at Watford still

[The Knitting Circle]

Ladbrokes

'Reading to get relegated

£5k @ evens'

[midfield diamond]

To his wife .....' big lump sum coming, get down the travel agents and book that world cruise.'

[Dorset-Knob]

"Beam me aboard Scotty"

[Madstad to Nadderud]

Must sign that QPR midfield player and striker for my Championship manager game when I get home.

[Toxteth O'Grady (USA)]

To fourth official

"take this note to the ref at half time. There's £5,000 in umarked £50 notes in locker 294 at Heston services if you can get me out of this"

[Millsy]

"Dear John,

Thanks for the job but you're a cheeky so and so. I came here expecting a decent team and some money from your Prem windfalls and parachutes to better the team to take us up. But when I got here you'd gotten rid of everyone half decent and gave me a laughable sum with which to build a supposed Premiership team. I hope you're happy with the result tonight, because you deserve it.

Yours,

Mr Rodgers"

[TommyF]

Well, the fans think they can do a better job than me. Well, I can do a better job of that than them..

I've got a tune figured out, now what rhymes with Stevie Coppell...

[RoyalBlue]

How come I can't make these financials look the same as they did when I was offered the job? - Now matter how I work them, I always come out a long way adrift.