Best One-Liners heard at a Reading Game

[AndyRFC]

Pompey away, TBIFOM starts a chant of ginger people smell of p*ss.... not realising Steve Sidwell was sat in the stands a few seats along.

That was me Forbs, it was slightly directed at Hayden Foxe the Pompey centre half

[Row V]

I'd been slagging off Quinny at EP, then he takes a ball on his chest on the edge of the penalty area, half turns and sticks it in the net.
Me - "I've always said what a great player he is".
Ahem

[loyalroyal4life]

Is there a Fire Drill?

[joe999]

Ill remember loads when Im more awake... My fave of recent times came against Palace, when Victor Moses was moaning at the Ref.

Bloke behind me: MOSES YOU WA|NKER
Other bloke behind me: Exodus - Chapter 4, verse 6.

[rhroyal]

Last season at Sheff Wed, Doobs made an awful attempt at playing the ball forward.

One guy behind me said "How can he be so bad on the ball? He's played at the highest level"

His mate replied "Well, allegedly"

Made me laugh.

[under the tin]

Telephone conversation.

"Hello, this is Nick Hammond"

"Morning, this is Norwich City football club. We'd like to offer £500,000 for Andy Hughes"

[Percy's Rocket]

By no means quality but has stuck in my mind for over 30 years from the South Bank aimed at curly haired winger Jon Murray.

"We've paid to stand and watch this Game, Murray..Have you ?"

[joe999]

Needs reviving.

On Jimmy Kebe (before he got good)

"He always seems a bit... retarded, thats gotta be at least 10 times hes been caught offside now"

"Yeah... hes the sort of bloke that if you told him to 'Hold the line' he'd start humming that Toto song..."

"What.. 'I wish he'd f**k off back to Africaaaa' ?"

[PieEater]

H&P classic at Leicester
"give us the oxf*rd scores you oxf*rd!"

At Spurs to Defoe just after an England game:
"Nugent, Nugent, nicked your goal, Nugent, nicked your goal"

Defoe saw the funny side

To Lita at Middlesbrough;

"da, da, da, dat, oxf*rd useless"

[leww_rfc]

Ill remember loads when Im more awake... My fave of recent times came against Palace, when Victor Moses was moaning at the Ref.

Bloke behind me: MOSES YOU WA|NKER
Other bloke behind me: Exodus - Chapter 4, verse 6.

[Royal With Cheese]

"Come on Reading - Join in." - a classic of the Tommy Burns era.

[parky]

To Andy Johnson when he played for Everton.

'Oi Andy, you spent all morning doing your hair and forgot to bring it with you!'

Also
Reading Fans Vs Watford Fans
Watford hit the bar. to which the Watford keeper shouts 'As we are playing reading does that count?'

[RoyalBlue]

By no means quality but has stuck in my mind for over 30 years from the South Bank aimed at curly haired winger Jon Murray.

"We've paid to stand and watch this Game, Murray..Have you ?"

I must have been stood near you for that game because I remember exactly the same remark being made to Minty!

[Terminal Boardom]

Back in the 1990s, the classic "Oi Uwe, if you warm up any more you'll oxf*rd melt!"

[OldBiscuit]

:|

Clough never played for Manchester City in the second tier, I'm sure. I've even gone as far to check soccerbase: http://www.soccerbase.com/results3.sd?gameid=249036 - he's not in the line up for that game.

Clough definately played for City against us at Elm Park.

[earleyroyal]

West Ham winning easily in 2007 (?) and their fans chanting 'We've got Craig Bellamy, we've got Craig Bellamy' etc

Bloke next to me - 'Yeah well I've got syphilis but you don't hear me boasting about that!'

[Jackson Corner]

The day of the eclipse (the biggest anti climax ever) a few years back we were playing at home in a terrible league cup tie in a half empty Mad Stad. One bloke shouted out "oxf*rd hell Reading even the eclipse was more exciting than this shit"

[floyd__streete]

I loved John Gorman's witty put-down after being heckled for making a subtitution during a Berks and Bucks Cup tie against Windsor IIRC at the Madj:

Spectator: "That's it Gorman, take all the best players off why don't you."
Gorman: "F*CK OFF!"

[Forbury Lion]

At the West Brom game, TBBM to one of the Baggies players

"Oi your crap and you were crap at Bansley.... no, not Barnsley, what club was he at?, Sheffield Wednesday, you was crap there"

[skipper]

At my first game, at EP, vs Port Vale - our left back - Dyaln Kerr from memory... was down injured

I shout "GET UP YOU FAIREY"

My dad informs me "he is one of ours"

I was 10 at the time - 10 year olds back then, wern't as clued up as they are now...