What one question would you ask Brian McDermott?

[Rex]

What is this mystery stomach ailment that has needed two (Is that correct) operations?

Oh and spacey - fail on my behalf.

[SteveRoyal]

Do you shave your head bald?

Can you shave your head hairy?

You can try, if you want.
I'm not up for trying it.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Definitely one of the following...

Red or blue bounty?
Classic or new Who?
Cummings or Kelly next year?

[under the tin]

Because anybody who knows anything about football knows his contributions don't merit a place in the first team.

+1, and the wages he's on could be better used elsewhere within the squad
Quick maths equation:

Marek = very
rated
Another question for Brian:
Do you prefer the 1071-D, or the 1071-E, with the uprated holodeck?

[peterroyal76]

Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

Beat me to it!

[Ian Royal]

I know money is likely to be scarce next season given we could potentially need to make quite a few signings, but is there room in the budget for a contribution to the "break Spacey's fingers so he can no longer type" fund?

It could make a lot of our lives better.

[peterroyal76]

I would ask Brian, if he could ask the fans any question what would that question be.

[07RFC]

What drugs did you give Kebe, can I have some?

[Millsy]

Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

Beat me to it!

Haha I'm glad someone got it, otherwise there'd have to be an "invetigation"...

[RG30]

Slovenia, why?

[Pseud O'Nym]

Can I have your autograph please, Mr McDermott?

[Row Z Royal]

Slovenia, why?

SKELETOR*







*It's actually called Cafe del Morro. It's in Ljubliana and I got absolutely battered in there courtesy of the US armed forces.

[Sun Tzu]

Maybe it's because McDermott operates on a similar policy to Steve Coppell - don't change a winning team - which means Matejovsky has had to bide his time and try to do well in his sub appearances....

Except he doesn't operate such a policy. He's regularly changed winning sides because he picks teams for specific games / opponents.

We won on Monday but I bet you Gylfi comes into the side against Cardiff and I'd be surprised to see Rasiak and Church starting up front.

[The whole year inn]

Is Shaun Cummings honestly a professional fotballer?

[SpaceCruiser]

Maybe it's because McDermott operates on a similar policy to Steve Coppell - don't change a winning team - which means Matejovsky has had to bide his time and try to do well in his sub appearances....

Except he doesn't operate such a policy. He's regularly changed winning sides because he picks teams for specific games / opponents.

We won on Monday but I bet you Gylfi comes into the side against Cardiff and I'd be surprised to see Rasiak and Church starting up front.

Ah, but whenever we've had two games in the space of two days, Coppell has been known to rest a couple of players for the second game, just like McDermott rested Sigurdsson.

Oh, and Ian, what is your fukking problem? Maybe you should be the one with broken fingers and stuck up your anus.

[Dorset-Knob]

Did you apply for the manager's job when SSC left?

[loyalroyaldaz]

My name is Daz, your`s is Brian,
Since you took over the Royals are flyin.....

whoooop whooop. What i want to know is:
Mariah Carey or Beyonce Knowles?

[Forbury Lion]

In what circumstances would you envisage a starting 11 that included a fully fit Marek Mateovsky?

BMcD
"I can envisage 2 scenarios where that might happen. The first would be a reserve team game, and the other would be playing at another club"

I can think of a third - If we're safe from relegation, out of the promotion chase and trying to put together a highlights video to send to potential buyers.... although we may have better luck if we smear the lens and put Siguardsson in Matejovski's shirt.

[No Hoops]

What did you get for your Birthday.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG FELLA

and thanks for everything so far.

[Sir Rodney Effing]

Do butterflies crap?