The Matejovsky Chronicle

[roberto_11]

Matejovsky is heard muttering to himself how just over a year ago he was playing for Czech Republic in Euro 2008, and now he spends his time hanging out with the old Reading youth team whilst at the bottom of the Championship, and is banned from playing for his country.

Matejovsky gets his agent to create a dossier entitled "Marek Matejovsky, Autumn 2009, the opportunity" after reading how Michael Owen ended up at Man United.

[Pseud O'Nym]

Matejovsky glances towards where the manager is sitting and realises for the first time that the old man who was introduced to him as "Mad Frankie" isn't a real person at all, but a cameo appearance by Trevor Eve out of "Waking the Dead"

Following the direction of the manager's disgusted stare he is further surprised to see that some chavs have got in to the ground

[Ryn]

Marek wonders why nobody knows who this Pardew fella is, with his flashy red tracksuit.

Marek goes to TK Maxx to see if he can dig out a shiny red tracksuit for himself.

[Forbury Lion]

Matejovsky gets his agent to create a dossier entitled "Marek Matejovsky, Autumn 2009, the opportunity" after reading how Michael Owen ended up at Man United.

Matejovsky is pleased to have agreed a special rate with the chairmans printing company to produce copies of his dossier, 100 copies at just £1k each. Matejovsky is not familiar with £'s and k's as he pays for his football boots in € and c but he trusts the chairman.

[Ryn]

The chairman only prints half of the dossiers as he is 'cutting the cloth'. Marek is confused, he wonders why he didn't get what he paid for, he thinks maybe he has upset the chairman.

Marek buys him some toupee tape as a make up present.

[SLAMMED]

Marek buys a pair of Puma King classics on eBay.

[mzungu_royal]

Mr Matejovksy files for divorce after Mrs M runs off with Rasiak. After seeing more than half of his assets been stripped in the court case, Matejovsky is now living with none other than Mr R.
Matejovsky goes to bed on the floor of Rasiak's flat.
Waking up the next morning after dreaming of a white Christmas, he proposes again to Mrs M, on the condition that Rasiak is seen nowhere near the house. He goes to Robert Dyas for a food blender and goes home.

[SLAMMED]

Marek wonders why he can't even make the bench for an average championship side.

[Archie's penalty]

Marek wonders why he can't even make the bench for a poor championship side.

Corrected it for you.

[SLAMMED]

Marek wonders why he can't even make the bench for a poor championship side.

Corrected it for you.

Thanks love. x x x

[Archie's penalty]

Marek wonders why he can't even make the bench for a poor championship side.

Corrected it for you.

Thanks love. x x x

No probs dearie xxx

[Forbury Lion]

Marek writes Christmas list, hopes Santa has sleigh big enough for all those trainers.

[Big Foot]

Marek discovers he's pissed off with all the numpties on Hobnob slating him despite his run in the team coinciding with 7 points from 9 games; and calls his agent Zlatko Musevic.

[SLAMMED]

Marek waves goodbye to his team mates as his coach departs for the airport. His time at Reading Football Club draws to a close.

[fester_royal]

over all there was very little special aboy marek, but i miss him oddly, was lucky enough to meet him and was a genuinely nice man. and his eye for a pass was sublime even if the rest of his play was lacking.

[Big Foot]

Marek fondly looks back to the time he was approached outside the Players Bar by a curly haired chap after the Swansea game and posed for a photo

[SLAMMED]

Marek is asked by the check-in staff if he packed his suitcase himself. He looks bemused.

[Big Foot]

Marek arrives in Prague and sheds a tear for his dear ex lover Big Foot

[krisholland]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/6326750/

LOL

[SteveRoyal]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/6326750/

LOL

FML!



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