**Transfer deadline caption comp special**

[Archies Volley II]

A good Harte these days is hard to find

Very good

[Madjic]

John Madejski
Now that you've gone and sold the Sig
John Madejski
Why don't you buy a better wig?
John Madejski, John Madejski

[RoyalBlue]

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and quit football
Money, money, money ...............

[RoyalBlue]

Forget Martin Lewis, I'm the real Money Saving Expert around here!

[RobRoyal]

Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands
And make a stash

New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team

Money get back
I'm all right Jack
Keep your hands off my stack

Money, it's a hit
Don't give me that
Do goody good bullshit

[rob the royal]

Alright chaps, where's my right ear gone?

[Question Mark]

"One John Madejski,
There's only one John Madejski,
One John Madeeeeejjjjsskkkiii....."

[loyalroyaldaz]

"I did not have Sexual relations with Cilla"

[loyalroyaldaz]

" RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU KNUTS IS SIR DODGER ROYAL?"