Kebe's Wikipedia...

[blue_army1871]

When asked about what he does in his spare time, Kébé responded "Chillin', Killin' and Lady Thrillin'"

[Compo's Hat]

Royal Lady proposed to Kebe last month but was turned down because of her love of the vino and that she didn't make the herbal tea he loves. This herbal tea gives him his lightning quick pace although between the sheets he lasts longer than any man alive!

[2.8 lita injection]

Just read his page.

Very funny but so bizarre.

[Mike Hunt]

Controversy

In the latter part of 2010, Jimmy Kebe became the victim of a sickening and unrelenting campaign of Wikipedia vandalism and slander. In many circles of the local press, this was believed to be motivated by his truly monumental performances for Reading in the Npower championship, and came to a head around the time of his wonder goal against Middlesbrough on September 18th 2010. After the authorities took steps to protect Jimmy from the unjust and hurtful lies which had been circulated regarding the Malian ace, Jonny Fordham revealed on his twitter page that the perpetrators were in fact Theale Green drop outs and general all round bad eggs Robbie Ewen and Nathan George who have since been reprimanded by Thames Valley Police and are awaiting trial for crimes against Africa. The finest photo of Jimmy Kebe was taken by Graham Okada and appears on his Flickr page.


Lols.

[Far from the royal crowds]

I've had more than few giggles at the uncyclopedia entry for Reading FC - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reading_FC

"Reading FC have laboured for many years in the lower divisions, often languishing mid-table in whichever league they happen to have been in at the time, until recently during the 2005/06 season. During this bizarre time they actually won the Coca-Cola Championship (with record points) and were promoted to the FA Premier League. It is still unclear how they managed this, quite frankly - but they did, none the less, only to be relegated back shortly after the FA realised they made a mistake, and employed Fulham F.C. to give them the old one-two."

[SLAMMED]

Reading features a glorious football team which is not actually very good at all. After the 2005/2006 season of Fussball Reading for the first time was promoted to the F.A Premier League of English Moneymaking and Footgames. This promotion through the ranks of Anglo-Saxon Sport was rather well received by the people of Reading. At the time the news came through the town hall was holding the annual Berkshire Artechoke Festival, the news of the "Royals'" success caused such jubilation that in the following days of feverish partying 19 locals lost their lives to senseless alcohol consumption and "Winky Dinking". In the 2006/2007 season Reading FC saw great success playing in the top flight of English club football. They finished the season in 8th position just missing out on UEFA competition by one place.
However, the next season of footy tooty football saw Reading relegated (wtf? who comes 8th and 17th simultaneously?). What a bunch of poofs. Since the end of the 2007/2008 season most of Reading FC's players have "disappeared" due to poor performances by the team. The "disappearances" of course, were due to Reading being ruled by the cruel and merciless dictator Great and Honourable Tyrannic Elizaberth of Britannia.

[10539.4 Miles Away]

Style

Kébé is said to have been haunted by the Phil Babb ' 'Nutcracker' ' incident in 1998 and has adapted his style to avoid sliding for the ball at all costs when close to goal.

[Bacon Double Cheese]

On 21 August 2010, Kébé played his 100th game for Reading, appearing in a Kingsley the Lion costume at the Madejski Stadium.

[Ruud Van Kitson]

Personal Life

He was announced as the best man at Mr Motivator's wedding in August 09. Spurred on by seeing his face splashed over OK! Magazine in the resulting wedding photographs, Jimmy now lives the high life. His recent love conquests of Heston Blumenthal's wife, Caroline Cheese and Natalie Imbruglia speak for themselves. In more recent times, he has settled down and leads a more humble life and is rumoured to be tying the knot with his current girlfriend, Shaniqwa, whom he met at a Chameleon in July 2010. They hit it off well initially and the chemistry reached a peak when Jimmy hit to the dance floor at a PHAT rave in a warehouse of Molly Millars Lane. [7]

[Motown]

Just seen!

During 2011 he will help to deliver at least one child a month at the Royal Berkshire Hospital

Maybe that's where he'll be working full time then next summer once his contact is up??