I confess

[liamob]

After the first half, at half time, on Monday I felt pretty down-trodden so decided to just order 3 beers and drink them in the concourse till they had been finish by my mouth and stomach. Anyhow whilst I was drinking my beers we scored a goal. After I'd finished all of my beers, I went to the toilet and whilst i was pee-ing, we scored another.
I didn't want to jinx it so I stayed in the concourse praying.
Finally, I could no longer stand the excitement so started towards my seat. As soon as I sat down we gave away a penalty. And then I walked out. I was back in Reading by half 5.
I have not watched our goals yet. I am not over it.

[Norfolk Royal]

Bascially it was all your fault then.

[Elliott]

I hope you get a ST next season and just stand in the concourse getting pissed from warm beer for the full 90 every week

[Ups and Downs]

I did something very similar. A half time I also ordered 3 pints and told my brothers that I wouldn't return to my seat until we had scored 2. And I didn't, until the roars kicked up when mills scored.

I stayed Til the end though cos I'm not a pcunt.

[SLAMMED]

After the first half, at half time, on Monday I felt pretty down-trodden so decided to just order 3 beers and drink them in the concourse till they had been finish by my mouth and stomach. Anyhow whilst I was drinking my beers we scored a goal. After I'd finished all of my beers, I went to the toilet and whilst i was pee-ing, we scored another.
I didn't want to jinx it so I stayed in the concourse praying.

That was you?

[liamob]

Yes it was me and it was all my fault.
We used to have a thing called "lucky toilet". Anyone else do this?
Who's turn is it for lucky toilet?
Reading get a corner anytime after 85 mins, someones gotta leave to pee.

[Norfolk Royal]

We used to have a thing called "lucky toilet". Anyone else do this?

Sounds a bit pervy tbh.

[Franchise FC]

After the first half, at half time, on Monday I felt pretty down-trodden so decided to just order 3 beers and drink them in the concourse till they had been finish by my mouth and stomach. Anyhow whilst I was drinking my beers we scored a goal. After I'd finished all of my beers, I went to the toilet and whilst i was pee-ing, we scored another.
I didn't want to jinx it so I stayed in the concourse praying.
Finally, I could no longer stand the excitement so started towards my seat. As soon as I sat down we gave away a penalty. And then I walked out. I was back in Reading by half 5.
I have not watched our goals yet. I am not over it.

Don't beat yourself up - it's not your fault.

Every time we watch football at home and Mrs F leaves the room a goal is scored.

She stayed at home with the dog on Monday and managed to leave the room twice in the first half and once in the second - Scott Sinclair owes her big time, all three goals were her fault.

I knew I should have left her tied to the bed.

[The Doctor]

After the first half, at half time, on Monday I felt pretty down-trodden so decided to just order 3 beers and drink them in the concourse till they had been finish by my mouth and stomach. Anyhow whilst I was drinking my beers we scored a goal. After I'd finished all of my beers, I went to the toilet and whilst i was pee-ing, we scored another.
I didn't want to jinx it so I stayed in the concourse praying.
Finally, I could no longer stand the excitement so started towards my seat. As soon as I sat down we gave away a penalty. And then I walked out. I was back in Reading by half 5.
I have not watched our goals yet. I am not over it.

most hated man in reading!! stay away or you'll lose your shoe laces!!

[liamob]

its summer so i'm wearing espadrilles, you won't get no lace from me.

[liamob]

Sounds a bit pervy tbh.

how?
We just get someone to go for a wee so that Reading will score! Don't you want them to score? hahaha

It never works, I don't know why we do it.

[SLAMMED]

I tend to have a lucky piss every now and again.

[paulholsgrove]

Yes it was me and it was all my fault.
We used to have a thing called "lucky toilet". Anyone else do this?
Who's turn is it for lucky toilet?
Reading get a corner anytime after 85 mins, someones gotta leave to pee.

In the 106 year, I missed 12 goals at the madejski, I missed 2 scored by sidwell when we were at burnley and won 5-1 (?). And I missed both goals when we played bury on a rainy Tuesday night, where we won 2-0. Also missed one of arsenals goals when we lost at highbury, I was in the north bank as couldn't get a ticket for the away end. All by having to go for a leak due to the watered down lager. At home games I used to say, I fancy a goal, and walk of to the toilet.

[who are ya?]

I blame it on the majority wearing their fukking replicas! Just didn't confuse the Swansea end at all

[liamob]

I know, they ruined it for everyone. hahaha. To be fair i couldnt even see the Swansea fans, they were too far away. Were they dressed up like the players?

[No Fixed Abode]

its summer so i'm wearing espadrilles, you won't get no lace from me.

And I bet you've got some of those mustard trousers to go with them?

[liamob]

And I bet you've got some of those mustard trousers to go with them?

Chinos? I'm not that twee sir.

[handbags_harris]

...whilst i was pee-ing...

You sound fit. What are you wearing?

[brendywendy]

i confess i did the same,but sat down just as jem hit the bar.was Pretty convinced it was all down to me. Lets just split the blame.

[Focher]

i confess i did the same,but sat down just as jem hit the bar.was Pretty convinced it was all down to me. Lets just split the blame.

i think you must have been on drugs Brenders it hit the post..........wait a minute......