by Agent Balti »
08 Jul 2011 11:49
Or another way...(and yes, it's the most mental post I've ever posted.)
Let's call RFC the "Your Home and Money Analogy"...
You want the bigger house and lifestyle (Premiership) and all the trappings that come with it. (You've won and lost the house before and pissed it up the wall, but that's irrelevant.
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Each year, you spend more than you earn (Wages, Club running costs etc.) and you have other expensive children to keep watered and fed (Squad). So you can't afford to the buy the expensive house and keep the missus in nice frocks.
Your missus, to her credit, likes to tart things up, make them better than they were and flogs 'em on eBay. These items, supplement our low earnings without maxing out our credit cards as the children (see above) are expensive bleeders to keep happy.
Now, we COULD, just go mental on the plastic and buy loads of lottery tickets and try to get rich (expensive players), but it's not likely to get us anywhere as it's a very risky option. But if the missus keeps on tarting things up (and to be fair, she's keep on doing it) and selling them on for a big profit, we'll be in a much better position and it's much safer too. Our debts lessen and we're in a better shape LONG term.
(And no, you can't shag the missus.)