The RFC Finishing Position Rougeometer sponsored by Snowball

[The Rouge]

Between NOW and the END of the season I will be providing you with a Rougeometer reading of HOW LIKELY the different league finishing positions are. For this calculation I have considered ALL the factors KNOWN TO MANKIND.



1st/2nd 11%
3rd-6th 56%
7th-12th 30%
13th-24th 3%

[Wimb]

thanks for that Rouge

[Barry the bird boggler]

Surely it's 100% likely that all those positions will be filled this season? The only one in any doubt is 24th due the Portsmouth's little problems.

[The Rouge]

The key part is 'RFC'.

[Svlad Cjelli]

Disappointed that they percentages add up to 100. If this was done properly 8% of them would be omitted as not being significant enough (*)














(*) not supporting your argument.

[The Rouge]

1st/2nd 12%
3rd-6th 60%
7th-12th 27%
13th-24th 1%

[The Prisoner]

1st/2nd 12%
3rd-6th 60%
7th-12th 27%
13th-24th 1%

If anyone wants to offer me 100-1 on coming 13th or lower I'll have a tenner. We are only 6 points off 13th (1%) and 7 points off 2nd (12%).

[Snowball]

1st/2nd 12%
3rd-6th 60%
7th-12th 27%
13th-24th 1%

If anyone wants to offer me 100-1 on coming 13th or lower I'll have a tenner. We are only 6 points off 13th (1%) and 7 points off 2nd (12%).

you can have 5-1, and 2001 against relegation

[Handsome Man]

Excellent.

Some proper statistics for a change.

[moo]

[The Rouge]

The Rougeometer takes in every known fact to man. It knows something you don't know.

[Harpers So Solid Crew]

[The Rouge]

That is used in the calculations HSSC. Although the focus is more on the red of course.

[Gordons Cumming]

Those first 2 images have sent me into an apoplectic fit...........

The OED defines apoplexy:
A malady, very sudden in its attack, which arrests more or less completely the powers of sense and motion; it is usually caused by an effusion of blood or serum in the brain, and preceded by giddiness, partial loss of muscular power, etc.

[The Rouge]

The new reading is:

1st/2nd 18%
3rd-6th 57%
7th-12th 24%
13th-24th 1%

[pea]

Yayaya

[The Rouge]

Just had a call from the Evening Post asking if I would be happy to have the Rougeometer as a syndicated feature in their paper, but I wanted to keep it as the sole preserve of HNA - so here it stays! Enjoy folks!

[Extended-Phenotype]

Don't care what any of the text says - where is my Psilocybin...

[The Rouge]

[Extended-Phenotype]

Yeeeeeahhhh! The world is breathing with me man, I am in tune with everything! It all makes sense now, man – it all AAAAARRRGHH MY HANDS ARE AGING!!! MY BATHROOM IS BEING SUCKED INTO THE TOILET AND SNAP CRACKLE AND POP HAVE GROWN SHARP TEETH!!! WHYARETHEYLOOKINGATMEAAAAAAAAARRRRGH