SLAMMED No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke
Change the 2nd line to -
'Owe millions to HMRC'
Songs for Pompey
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M Brook
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Change the 2nd line to -
'Owe millions to HMRC'
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Compo's Hat
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Uncle AndyCompo's Hat There really isn't anything wrong with the 'you tax dodging bastards, you shouldn't be here' chant to justify another thread for this.
Get a life
From Despair To Where? Apologies to Salt & Pepa
Let's Talk about Tax, Pompey
Let's talk about VAT
Lets talk about how the oxf*rd
That you could afford Benjani
Lets talk about Tax
I'll def sing this on Tues, just hope someone else joins in!-
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bcubed to the tune of Seven Nation Army (sung by Reading fans at Crystal Palace a few years ago)
"You're in ad-min-is-tray-tion"
and repeat, ad nauseum
just me then?
Seriously does none else remember this at Palace? If it was thought up on the spot and I think it was, it's superb. It scans and everything
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VINTAGE ROYAL uncle andy wrote
Not sure how many they will bring - they have to get their tickets direct from RFC as we won't send them any tickets so I know at least 1 Pompey 'fan' that is refusing to attend
he just doesnt want totalk to you in truth
quoting faiLOL
To the tune of the ants go marching one by one.
They head into administration once again Pompey, Pompey
They head into administration once again Pompey, Pompey
They head into administration once again, and are only paying 4 pence in a pound
Portsmouth FC, Fuck Off and Liquidate.
Do I need my coat?
They head into administration once again Pompey, Pompey
They head into administration once again Pompey, Pompey
They head into administration once again, and are only paying 4 pence in a pound
Portsmouth FC, Fuck Off and Liquidate.
Do I need my coat?
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VINTAGE ROYAL uncle andy wrote
Not sure how many they will bring - they have to get their tickets direct from RFC as we won't send them any tickets so I know at least 1 Pompey 'fan' that is refusing to attend
he just doesnt want totalk to you in truth
Good, he's a Pompey fan - I said someone I know, never indicated I liked him!
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who are ya?SLAMMED No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke
Magnifique, Fratton Park
Alternatively
No income tx no VAT
No plan to pay HRMC
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Schards#2 The pompey's going bust
The pompey's going bust
There bringing in the receivers
There bringing in the receivers
There bringing in the receiverrrrrs
The pompey's going bust
We have a winner
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bcubedbcubed to the tune of Seven Nation Army (sung by Reading fans at Crystal Palace a few years ago)
"You're in ad-min-is-tray-tion"
and repeat, ad nauseum
just me then?
Seriously does none else remember this at Palace? If it was thought up on the spot and I think it was, it's superb. It scans and everything
Yes, I remember! It was my son's first away match, and we often sing this little refrain when Rangers or Portsmouth are on the news.
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Cliff Richard - Congratulations
Ad-min-is-tration
Ad-min-is-tration
We want the world to know you ripped off the tax man
Ad-min-is-tration
Ad-min-is-tration
you're a ox**rd club thats going down the pan
Ad-min-is-tration
Ad-min-is-tration
We want the world to know you ripped off the tax man
Ad-min-is-tration
Ad-min-is-tration
you're a ox**rd club thats going down the pan
Absolutely top notch songs on here!
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great thread - got to post link on pompey forums
Some of these are genius. I hope they get going!
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From Despair To Where?
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Some requests for over the PA pre match
The Beatles - Taxman
Harry J All-Stars - Liquidator
The Beatles - Taxman
Harry J All-Stars - Liquidator
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From Despair To Where? Some requests for over the PA pre match
The Beatles - Taxman
Harry J All-Stars - Liquidator
Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks
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Uncle AndyVINTAGE ROYAL uncle andy wrote
Not sure how many they will bring - they have to get their tickets direct from RFC as we won't send them any tickets so I know at least 1 Pompey 'fan' that is refusing to attend
he just doesnt want totalk to you in truth
Good, he's a Pompey fan - I said someone I know, never indicated I liked him!
Andy - have they finally let you loose on the internet at work?
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"They're going bust, they're going bust, they're going
Pompey's going bust!
They're going bust, they're going bust, they're going
Pompey's going bust!"
Simple yet effective, and even the rumblestix brigade know the tune.
Ps Any retorts from the Fratton Park faithful shirley have to be greated with a rendition of..... "We'll never play you again, we'll never play you again, we'll never play you again."
Pompey's going bust!
They're going bust, they're going bust, they're going
Pompey's going bust!"
Simple yet effective, and even the rumblestix brigade know the tune.
Ps Any retorts from the Fratton Park faithful shirley have to be greated with a rendition of..... "We'll never play you again, we'll never play you again, we'll never play you again."
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On a slightly different theme shall we all turn up wearing suits and black bowler hats?
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Cape Town Royal On a slightly different theme shall we all turn up wearing suits and black bowler hats?
Undertakers or tax men?
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