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Re: Oliver Holt

by RoyalBlue » 12 Mar 2012 12:07

purleyroyal I don't really think this thread needs to go on longer than necessary - but has he said something recently that's brought thing sup again?


Might be a good idea to read the first post in the thread before asking!

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Pepe the Horseman » 13 Mar 2012 11:22

Congrats to Ollie for winning SJA's Sports Columnist of the Year last night. Thoroughly deserved.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Arnie_Pie » 13 Mar 2012 12:38

melonhead is revising his opinion of the club


the bastard


Based on the fact that he is considering doing this only as he has recently met on of our players who has only been here for a month or so, leads me to believe he is still an idiot.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by bobby m's syrup » 13 Mar 2012 13:02

Red top journalist, not particularly accomplished, rooting round for possible stories. Nothing new in that. Does anyone really care about his opinion?

If we go up this season, there will be a lot of sour grapes, particularly from fans of those clubs with a perceived 'God Given' right to Premiership football. IMO, that would make promotion all the sweeter.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by No Fixed Abode » 13 Mar 2012 13:04

Ollie Holt and Paddy Barclay are my favourite journo's.


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Re: Oliver Holt

by Extended-Phenotype » 13 Mar 2012 13:27

A nice simple lexicon of minimal syllabic obstacle, and lots of reactionary spittle to give you a chub-on.

I expect you count them as 'authors', too.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by tlcs » 13 Mar 2012 14:22

I take the Millwall kinda of attitude

He doesnt like us
I dont give a f@ck

Come on urrrzzzzzzzzz

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Re: Oliver Holt

by AbovetheI » 13 Mar 2012 16:53

who are ya?
Badger Finger with a big pencil

Ghey

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Royal With Cheese » 13 Mar 2012 17:05

No Fixed Abode Ollie Holt and Paddy Barclay are my favourite journo's.

And what's your favourite fish? You certainly appear be be casting without due care and attention recently.


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Re: Oliver Holt

by percy_freeman » 13 Mar 2012 17:28

Who gives a flying .... what this twat thinks???

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Extended-Phenotype » 16 Mar 2012 09:59

I read somewhere that Oliver Holt was infertile.

I also know for a fact he had a gay fling on a holiday in Fuerteventura. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But it was really gay.

Apparently he got the guy to dress up as Emily Bishop from Coronation Street. I have no idea what the connection is there.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Reading Til I Die » 16 Mar 2012 10:12

My mum doesn't like him either.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by AthleticoSpizz » 16 Mar 2012 10:14

Extended-Phenotype I also know for a fact he had a gay fling on a holiday in Fuerteventura.
the mind boggles


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Re: Oliver Holt

by mr_number » 16 Mar 2012 10:16

Reading Til I Die My mum doesn't like him either.


Consider the deal clinched.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Pepe the Horseman » 16 Mar 2012 10:21

Reading Til I Die My mum doesn't like him either.


I thought your mum loved cocks?

ZING!

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Ian Royal » 16 Mar 2012 10:45

Extended-Phenotype I read somewhere that Oliver Holt was infertile.

I also know for a fact he had a gay fling on a holiday in Fuerteventura. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But it was really gay.

Apparently he got the guy to dress up as Emily Bishop from Coronation Street. I have no idea what the connection is there.

One can only presume that you know this because it was you he made dress up as Emily Bishop... just because he didn't get you preggers doesn't mean he's infertile.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Mr Angry » 16 Mar 2012 10:53

Ian Royal
Extended-Phenotype I read somewhere that Oliver Holt was infertile.

I also know for a fact he had a gay fling on a holiday in Fuerteventura. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But it was really gay.

Apparently he got the guy to dress up as Emily Bishop from Coronation Street. I have no idea what the connection is there.

One can only presume that you know this because it was you he made dress up as Emily Bishop... just because he didn't get you preggers doesn't mean he's infertile.


The actress who plays Emily Bishop is Oliver Holt's Mother.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Royal With Cheese » 16 Mar 2012 10:58

Mavis Reily >>>>>> Emily Bishop

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Ian Royal » 16 Mar 2012 10:59

Eeewww. E-P in gay incest fantasy shocker.

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Re: Oliver Holt

by Extended-Phenotype » 16 Mar 2012 11:22

I thought it was love, but he wiped his dead seamen on my wig and left.

Mr Angry The actress who plays Emily Bishop is Oliver Holt's Mother.


No sh|t.

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