by grey_squirrel »
28 Nov 2012 21:49
"Gylfi, Sidders, come back and play for us. We have a plan. It involves being creative in midfield like the old days. You know where we don't rely on unreliable/sicknote 'wingers' to cross once or twice a game. It will save us from relying on the odd freekick and penalties.
Hoofing it down the channels unfortunately doesn't work anymore now that Shane has gone.
No we haven't got Doyler, Kits or Lita to run onto your precision passes but we now have Jase - ok his legs may have gone a bit, or Alfie, you know did great guns for Rotherham..... yeah you know Div 2 and the gobshite Irish midget Hunt instead.
PLUS waiting in the wings, Sheppard (lightning in Irish Sunday League, now doing great guns at Accrington Stanley) and Brett, um, whatshisface.
Oh the Pog?! Yeah he did fab for Fulham for 5 minutes last year and scored against Chelsea with a header from a cross that was harder to miss (albeit from open play! GASP!)"
There. Job done.