Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by MouldyRoyal » 18 Jan 2013 13:58

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Sorry, the worlds oldest pun was obviously wasted on you......


Wooosh

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Rex » 18 Jan 2013 15:13

He parts the snow,
He parts the sea
He's not Moses
He's jimmy kebe

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Millsy » 18 Jan 2013 23:55

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2 world wars, 1 world cup SPOTTED:

Jimmy Kebe doing 70 down the Oxford Rd.

Pulled over by police.

When they realised it was him they apologised and let him go :shock:



Anyone any idea why?


can only hazard a guess and whoosh me if I am wrong, but he IS Jimmy Kebe and he does what he wants


You got it.

Lol futcher good response though

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SLAMMED » 19 Jan 2013 00:09

If you still hate Futcher He was on foot


Post of the year :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Millsy » 19 Jan 2013 12:19

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If you still hate Futcher He was on foot


Post of the year :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Agreed.

Almost wish I would pretend it was my original joke but alas I have to admit it wasn't.

Top wit marks! :lol:


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SpaghettiHoop » 19 Jan 2013 15:00

Happy Birthday Jimmy

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by 2.8 lita injection » 19 Jan 2013 15:05

Many happy returns Jimmy.

When Jimmy blew his candles out this morning, he blew the cake out of the window.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SLAMMED » 19 Jan 2013 15:24

HBJK

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 19 Jan 2013 17:16

He was marvellous today. If he wasn't heterosexual I would say he should get a Civil Partnership with La Fondre, and I would be the best man.

MOTM today.

Happy Birthday Jimmy.


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by tlcs » 22 Jan 2013 12:42

Yet to be confirmed but a source close to the club has told me that Jimmy was seen to be eating 3 ,yes 3 Shredded wheat can anybody confirm this.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by bcubed » 23 Jan 2013 21:40

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Kitsondinho Just out of interest, why isn't Jimmy in the Mali squad for the ACN 2013. I know he hasn't played for them since 2009, but he is the greatest man who ever lived! I'm obviously very happy that he isn't going but I can't understand why they wouldn't pick him!


Don't hold me to this but I think he told them he's not bothered about international football.


but seriously why isn't he in the squad?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Royal Ginger » 23 Jan 2013 22:15

As a completely uneducated guess i'd give the below reasons for not going:

Risk of Injury
Loss of earnings
Sickness from the jabs etc
Not wanting to leave his club at a crucial time
Cup of Nations is an utter joke

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SLAMMED » 24 Jan 2013 00:58

Jimmy Kebe doesn't get sick, he simply decides not to be well.


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Rex » 24 Jan 2013 01:01

Jimmy is so cool - his balls drop in sub zero temperatures.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by westongeezer » 24 Jan 2013 12:11

SLAMMED Jimmy Kebe doesn't get sick, he simply decides not to be well.




Amended, Jimmy Kebe dosen't get sick sick gets Kebe'd

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by mr_number » 24 Jan 2013 14:34

WTF:
@JKebe
On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by glenroyal » 24 Jan 2013 14:35

mr_number WTF:
@JKebe
On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding


Juts seen the tweet.
Agreed, WTF ?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by MouldyRoyal » 24 Jan 2013 14:36

Please be a joke or hack please be a joke or hack

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by southbank1871 » 24 Jan 2013 14:36

Just heard this on 5Live. Please tell me someone has got hold of his phone.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by lolwut » 24 Jan 2013 14:37

He shall become the new angel of the north.

Unless it's a twape...

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