Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Bandini » 30 Jan 2013 13:22

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melonhead due to accumulation of wold war league points


They're 1 for 2 in world wars.



there is an algorytjm that reduces the import of wars lost/won depending on how long ago they were


youre only as good as your last war


Nonsense.

And in that case, I'm calling the Cold War.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Extended-Phenotype » 30 Jan 2013 13:28

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Nonsense.

And in that case, I'm calling the Cold War.


Scored points for being the first to offer a sensible resolution?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by LoyalRoyal22 » 30 Jan 2013 13:34

I heard Jimmy told the club to sign Ince, and pay what it takes. And the club listened.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by akranes » 30 Jan 2013 13:40

LoyalRoyal22 I heard Jimmy told the club to sign Ince, and pay what it takes. And the club listened.


He also revealed Ince's real life PA. It's over 9000.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Ian Royal » 30 Jan 2013 17:22

melonhead joint champs with usa and russia
usa go ahead on countback to the war of independance


reckon afghanistan have a big chance of winning the non world war title though

No they don't, they didn't exist until after. The French (and our colonial rebels) won that one.

Afganistan wins most difficult to invade and pacify. But who the feck have they successfully invaded?

France is definitely in decline since at least 1900s. But then so is Britain, if maybe less so.


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by melonhead » 30 Jan 2013 17:27

its bout wars. full stop.

there are seperate invasion/defence league tables if you want to look deeper

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Ian Royal » 30 Jan 2013 17:55

melonhead its bout wars. full stop.

there are seperate invasion/defence league tables if you want to look deeper

But they've lost / are losing their last war. And you said you're only as good as the last war. So clearly they aren't that good.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by thirtyyarder » 30 Jan 2013 19:04

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melonhead joint champs with usa and russia
usa go ahead on countback to the war of independance


reckon afghanistan have a big chance of winning the non world war title though

No they don't, they didn't exist until after. The French (and our colonial rebels) won that one.

Afganistan wins most difficult to invade and pacify. But who the feck have they successfully invaded?

France is definitely in decline since at least 1900s. But then so is Britain, if maybe less so.


Re. Afghanistan I have to agree, they're strong at home, but have never played well away, a bit like morn day Bolivia and their altitude advantage.

Also, if you're calculating a size to achievement coefficient, surely we have to consider Big Al's boys, Macedonia, as well as Gezza's lads from Mongolia?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Bandini » 30 Jan 2013 19:18

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Also, if you're calculating a size to achievement coefficient, surely we have to consider Big Al's boys, Macedonia, as well as Gezza's lads from Mongolia?


It's all about Paraguay.


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Ian Royal » 30 Jan 2013 22:25

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Also, if you're calculating a size to achievement coefficient, surely we have to consider Big Al's boys, Macedonia, as well as Gezza's lads from Mongolia?


It's all about Paraguay.

Surely we're right up there sizewise. Britain is really quite small.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Reading4eva » 30 Jan 2013 22:26

I also believe Mr Kebe was on a Luna space craft, nearly reaching Mars before diverting back as he didn't want a late fee for training. All that in one evening.

Oh and that time when he bought a portion of chips from the Lemon Plaice got to the top of Kentwood Hill, threw them in the air and caught them all in his mouth at the bottom.

Is it impossible? May be for us but not for Jimmy

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 30 Jan 2013 22:32

Can somebody give me an update of how he performed today? I haven't seen any of the match. Feel free to dress your summary with superlatives, poetry, and religious subtexts.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by windermere_royal » 30 Jan 2013 22:34

Stuka Can somebody give me an update of how he performed today? I haven't seen any of the match. Feel free to dress your summary with superlatives, poetry, and religious subtexts.


He was pretty awful to be honest , he had a hand in the equaliser though.


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Ian Royal » 30 Jan 2013 22:35

Stuka Can somebody give me an update of how he performed today? I haven't seen any of the match. Feel free to dress your summary with superlatives, poetry, and religious subtexts.

He decided that it was time for someone else to take the limelight so he decided he'd have a solid game of defending well and not creating a lot going forward. He decided he didn't like Chelsea's attitude so re-arranged reality so that two former lower league cheapo's could snatch victory out of their grubby little mitts.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by melonhead » 31 Jan 2013 10:10

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Stuka Can somebody give me an update of how he performed today? I haven't seen any of the match. Feel free to dress your summary with superlatives, poetry, and religious subtexts.


He was pretty awful to be honest , he had a hand in the equaliser though.



lulled them into a false sense of security by pretending to be rubbish.

sealed the point for RFC with an assist-assist


he plays when he wants

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by thirtyyarder » 31 Jan 2013 12:39

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Also, if you're calculating a size to achievement coefficient, surely we have to consider Big Al's boys, Macedonia, as well as Gezza's lads from Mongolia?


It's all about Paraguay.


And if you're talking about size to relative achievement, suddenly Brasil surely must be considered the biggest loser.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 02 Feb 2013 16:17

I just want to give myself a pat on the back for starting this thread two years ago today.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by sputnik » 02 Feb 2013 16:43

I bow to your wisdom

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by VictorDMor » 02 Feb 2013 16:57

Jimmy stole Alfie's star today. Maybe to not let him get lost with all the glamour. What a wise man.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Royal91 » 02 Feb 2013 17:11

VictorDMor Jimmy stole Alfie's star today. Maybe to not let him get lost with all the glamour. What a wise man.


Jimmy never stole the star he merely loaned it!

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