Kebeism are you a follower

[tlcs]

Being a follower i thought it was about time that the prohpet had a book written in his honour.


Thou should not worship false prophets (such as Ferguson of Manchester or Messi of Barcelona)

[SydenhamRoyal]

Being a follower i thought it was about time that the prohpet had a book written in his honour.


Thou should not worship false prophets (such as Ferguson of Manchester or Messi of Barcelona)

That should be "Thou shalt not worship false prophets" (unless JK has changed the wording of the commandment, in which case I will, of course, bow down)

[trueroyal1871]

Kébé hu Akbar!!

[akranes]

I am a master of creating cults. Let's get this thing going.

[Royal Ginger]

It's a shame this religion didn't start a month ago. We just missed Kebmas (19th January).

[tlcs]

And to honour our prophet the 19th day of January will now become a national holiday

[wolsey]

Perhaps we should have a minute of worshipful applause in the 19th minute of each match - sure it would please plenty of people on here.

[pearcetom]

I actually put this on the last census as a religion

[Millsy]

Fantastic! I am a follower.

Infidel scum who don't believe. Akebeists?

We need a Kebe day!!!! Get your beards out!

[akranes]

From the artist that brought you:



This magical artist reveals his latest work:

[Derbyshire Royal]

He is not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy

[akranes]

He is not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy

god is his own father. makes the scene kind of confusing

[Archie's penalty]

If there's anyone in the Reading squad that could have a book written about him, it's the Kebster.

[Focher]

[Brianstorm]

It's not an official religion till there is a facebook page about it. True story

[Royal Ginger]

You mean like this one?

http://www.facebook.com/kebeism?fref=ts

[USA_Loyal_Royal]

You mean like this one?

http://www.facebook.com/kebeism?fref=ts

i am officially a follower after liking it on facebook!

[Brianstorm]

You mean like this one?

http://www.facebook.com/kebeism?fref=ts

Yes exactly!!! I have liked it and now also changed my religous views to Kebeism

[SWLR]

To find the true path you must follow the 5 tenents of Kebeism:

Pronounance "there is only one god and Kebe is the one true prophet and can do what he wants"
Pray 5 times a day facing Mali, birth place of the prophet
Take a Pilgramage to the Mad Stad at least once in your life time (but preferably 20+ times a season)
Give 10% of your income to Kebe
Fast during Kebedam

[tlcs]

Kebe hu Akbar !!