Best RFC chants

[genome]

Yeah, I know. 2 pager at best.

For some reason I remember a game against Huddersfield about 10 years ago, their full back was wearing a fetching black and white bandana, Sodje I think it was. Out comes a poetic "He's got a dead badger, on his head, he's got a dead badger on his head."

There was also a game that involved an inflatable dalek in Y26 being confiscated, to the chorus of "We want our dalek back, we want our dalek back".

[The Real Sandhurst Royal]

Back to the days on the South Bank at Elm Park in the 70's and 80's.

"When the Red Red Robin goes bob bob bobbin along shoot the bast*rd shoot the bastard".

[Avon Royal]

Pretty sure the Dalek one was an away game, possibly Watford.

[LUX]

I saw AF1 get an inflatable confisc8ed at Watford one year, might have been a Spongebob. Don't think it became a chant.


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[Avon Royal]

It was Watford 2004, last game of the season. Stewards collected all the inflatables down the front and wouldn't give them back. Think they left them in a big pile outside the away end.

[fergs]

I remember a dire Boxing Day game many years ago at Elm Park, possibly against Brentford. As the fans got restless and looked for other 'entertainment', someone was 'escorted' out by the stewards - the shouts from the terrace were 'make him stay and watch it!' What chance of that chant soon returning?

[dizzynewheights]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

[Norfolk Royal]

Wasn't there one likening the lady parts of an overweight opposition female fan to a receptacle usually used for transporting water.

Can't remember how it went.

[Cureton's Volley]

Pcunt like a bucket,
She's got a pcunt like a bucket!
Pcunt like a buuuuuuuuuuucket,
She's got a pcunt like a bucket.

[Green]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

lol - not sure I know that one.

[Cureton's Volley]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

lol - not sure I know that one.

I reckon it's got legs

[super darren caskey]

Cheer up Mark McGee

[grey_squirrel]

Blarmy

[SPARTA]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

That is beautiful.

[WoodleyRoyal]

its pompeys funeral

[SPARTA]

Cheer up Mark McGee

The loudest chant I can ever recall, both here and at Elm Park. Sang so loud that I saw stars when we finished. Also "are you watching Mark McGhee" until I went blue..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGCgRUXxQWY

First game since the Fat Scottish Bastard walked out for Leicester, a beautiful song was born!

That video still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

Songs like that should never die.

[loyalroyal4life]

Blue Army

[LWJ]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

fcuking lol.

[P!ssed Off]

'Our physio (is faster than yours)'
Don't hear it so much since the departure of Jon Fearn though.

[Stuka]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

Just brilliant. Please lets adopt this.