Best RFC chants

[dizzynewheights]

http://youtu.be/1erhG4ZVLDE

Well frankly that's just wonderful

[SPARTA]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

Another classic I'm sure I've posted before was Leeds away in 2005 - Neil Sullivan goes to take a goal kick in front of a freezing and bored away end. One bloke shouts to him as NS is facing us to begin his run up "Oi Sullivan, look behind you.....it's your fackin career"

I remember that!

I can't remember the year, but ISTR it was away to Oxford(?) and giving the keeper grief for the majority of the game. He was an ugly bastard. One person started singing "ugly, ugly, ugly ugly.. to the amusement of us behind the goal, and then everyone joined in. It only escalated after that. Great fun. We need more of the piss taking at games. Sometimes it's the atmosphere that can get you through a game when the football is dire.

[Big Foot]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

You're too short to play in goal

Paddy Kenny - Who ate all the pies / Did she leave you cos your fat (after his missus left him)

Which keeper was it who murked the East Stand recently after they chanted for him to give em a wave? - Was that Paddy Kenny?

He always got it when we played Kenny. QPR away in 2010, he'd been out for failing a drugs test and got "Paddy takes it in the arm" all 2nd half. When they scored he celebrated in front of us and a m8 got very close to getting on the pitch to front him

[SPARTA]

"Where's the owner gone?"

[Avon Royal]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

Another classic I'm sure I've posted before was Leeds away in 2005 - Neil Sullivan goes to take a goal kick in front of a freezing and bored away end. One bloke shouts to him as NS is facing us to begin his run up "Oi Sullivan, look behind you.....it's your fackin career"

Oxford away a few years back. We turned their keeper into a quivering wreck with the constant barracking. This ultimately helped us to the win. IIRC they replaced him for another keeper.

They did - who was just as bad:

"Worse than the last one, you're even worse than the last one"

[SPARTA]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

Another classic I'm sure I've posted before was Leeds away in 2005 - Neil Sullivan goes to take a goal kick in front of a freezing and bored away end. One bloke shouts to him as NS is facing us to begin his run up "Oi Sullivan, look behind you.....it's your fackin career"

Oxford away a few years back. We turned their keeper into a quivering wreck with the constant barracking. This ultimately helped us to the win. IIRC they replaced him for another keeper.

They did - who was just as bad:

"Worse than the last one, you're even worse than the last one"

That's the chappie I referred to earlier - "ugly ugly, ugly ugly..." My poor memory always thought it was Mart Poom but it wasn't. Just as ugly tho.

[OldBiscuit]

Who's your father?
who's your father?
who's your father referee?
You ain't got one
your a bastard
your a bastard referee!

[Mr Optimist]

Loved the ironic humour of a not very original couple of chants at home to Rotherham in the mid eighties midweek.

We went 1-0 down early and the South Bank in full voice sang to the Eight flat capped old geezers spread out across the Town End, 'you're giving to get your fuking heads kicked in". We eventually went on to win 2-1 and an equally loud chorus of "you're not singing anymore" started up.

[If you still hate Futcher]

"Eddie Smith" & "Irvine, change your name"

Both at Walsall away (mid 80's?)

And of course

"If you still hate Futcher"

[Green]

Loved the ironic humour of a not very original couple of chants at home to Rotherham in the mid eighties midweek.

We went 1-0 down early and the South Bank in full voice sang to the Eight flat capped old geezers spread out across the Town End, 'you're giving to get your fuking heads kicked in". We eventually went on to win 2-1 and an equally loud chorus of "you're not singing anymore" started up.

All looks a bit pathetic written down but I really miss this kind of thing as well

The game I loved no longer exists.

[Big Foot]

"The bloke behind me" at Cardiff last Saturday shouted out "...and you're a fackin capital city, you pcunts" when they read the attendance out

[madstadblues]

2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0, 2-0

[genome]

Threanaissance.

[Royal Lady]

Loved the Jimmy Walker baiting "jimmy Walker's 4 feet six, in his high heels" - we're too nice to the oppo these days if you ask me.

[RoyalBlue]

An old one from my childhood at Elm Park:

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had an arse of a cow
I'd fly over Swindon tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below, below
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below, below


Maybe rather than adopt 'So happy Together' as suggested on the back from Millwall thread, we should go with 'Mouldy Old Dough'

Perhaps change the words to 'Bugger all Dough'

[Horsham Royal]

Can't remember the actual chants, but winding Colin up was always fun.

[SWLR]

Red stool, Yellow Stool - Brighton Away, Withdean, in 106 season. When my son got what Terrace banter is about

[From Despair To Where?]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

Another classic I'm sure I've posted before was Leeds away in 2005 - Neil Sullivan goes to take a goal kick in front of a freezing and bored away end. One bloke shouts to him as NS is facing us to begin his run up "Oi Sullivan, look behind you.....it's your fackin career"

IIRC, Sullivan laughed at that one as well

Nathan Abbey was another one. "Abbey Is a girl's name". The one I remember best was at Chesterfield back in 2002 where the away end was right on top of the goal. To his credit, he was laughing about it. That was at the height of the ITV Digital fiasco and along with the ITV W@nk W@nk W@nk chants, I remember them trying to film a piece for the football league show in front of the away end but giving up because every time the presenter tried to do his bit to camera everyone started singing the Match of the Day theme.

Saltergate was a great away day.

[Matt de K]

Steeeeeve McMahon, baldy headed pcunt! - Blackpool 2001

We can see you falling out! - Norwich(?) home 05(?) - pissed up Norwich fan takes a tumble down the stairs, right by the East Stand!

[Forbury Lion]

What a waste of petrol (during the fuel apocalypse the never was)

Sh*t on the floor - Not original, not that great but always makes me LOL as some numpty on a Palace board started a thread about this "racist chant" after it was sung by us at Palace when one of their players went down, who happened to be black