Best RFC chants

[NessaFromEldorado]

An old family enclosure favourite:

We've got a certain reputation for killing little boys,
Raping old age pensioners and stealing kiddies toys,
We are the bastards of the nation, we are the c*nts you'll never see
We wear the three elms on our left chest and we come from the Reading *clap clap clap*

[tidus_mi2]

While I'm always partial to a bit of the Bill Odie chant, I did like the, "West Ham, Southampton, we're coming for you" mainly because we actually did it in the end.

[Forbury Lion]

Nathan Abbey was another one. "Abbey Is a girl's name". The one I remember best was at Chesterfield back in 2002 where the away end was right on top of the goal. To his credit, he was laughing about it. That was at the height of the ITV Digital fiasco and along with the ITV W@nk W@nk W@nk chants, I remember them trying to film a piece for the football league show in front of the away end but giving up because every time the presenter tried to do his bit to camera everyone started singing the Match of the Day theme.

Saltergate was a great away day.

This x 1000000. Loved Chesterfield away, that game was brilliant.

ITV w@nk w@nk w@nk came about after I suggested it on here by mistake, the thread was asking for ITV banner ideas and I misread it as chant ideas


Rufus is a dogs name

[WoodleyRoyal]

wa*ky wa*ky wa*ky wa*ky wanderers

Seasiders wa*k wa*k wa*k

What's it like to shag a fish

your posh but your not royal

Yellow is a girls colour

we can see you holding hands

McGee sat on the ball, McGee sat on the ball

Hunt hunt where ever you may be, we dont mind where you drop your knee, peter cech cudicini, Chelsea should have brought a third goalie

[No Fixed Abode]

Oh, we're half way there
Oooooh oh, Tony Rougier

[melonhead]

the whos the slapper in the white/cnut like a bucket, double entry from elm park Vs ...stoke?

[Cureton's Volley]

"You've got Chlamydia" at that chavvy bitch who followed the fat balding crusaders who stormed towards the East Stand vs Bolton last season... Just before we proceeded to put another 6 past them

[Ian Royal]

I was always childishly tickled by 'You're getting wet, we're not' at elm park.

'Shit one direction' to those leicester teenagers who thought they were hard, last season(?) was a laugh. Followed by 'they are embarrassing' which almost the entire away end clapped.