Song for Paolo Hurtado?

[sloughroyal123]

Any good ideas? Can't think of any personally

[Angry Shed Sex]

Replace the lyrics of bits of what is love by Haddaway with bits of his name?

I can't be arsed to do any more than that.

[Royal Ginger]

Hur-tar-do
He's got to be
Hur-tar-do
He's got to be big and strong
enough to pass it long
He's got to take, penalt-eyes
Be able to satisfy
He's got to be big and strong
enough pass it long.

[elrey]

Make a song, then sing his name badly, that'll make him feel wanted.

[janesdaddy]

... He's got to take, penalt-eyes
Be able to satisfy...

He just has to take penalt-eyes better than Sa, in my book, to satisfy.

[Astos]

Replace the lyrics of bits of what is love by Haddaway with bits of his name?

I can't be arsed to do any more than that.

^ this.
"Paolo don't Hurtado me, don't Hurtado me, no more"

[percy_freeman]

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Paulo Hurtado
Makes Messi look shite.....

[rob the royal]

Sasima's already working on one. Leave it to the professionals...

[Esteban]

Needs some work from someone who is better at this than I am, but...

To the tune of That's Amore:

If he's too O*ford fast
And sat you on your arse
That's Hurtado

When the ball hits the net
We've just scored
You can bet
That's Hurtado

If he wears white and blue
But he comes from Peru
That's Hurtado

(I'm running out of ideas now)

If he runs down the wing
And he plays for Reading
That's Hurtadoooo

[Pepe the Horseman]

Looking in your eyes, I see a paradise.
This world that I found is too good to be true.
Standing here beside you, I want so much to give you this love in my heart that I'm feeling for you
Let them say we're crazy.
I don't care about that.
Put your hand in my hand, baby, don't ever look back.
Let the world around us just fall apart.
Baby we can make it if we're heart to heart.
And we can build this thing together, standing strong forever, nothing's gonna stop us now.
And if this world runs out of lovers we'll still have each other.
Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now.
I'm so glad I found you, I'm not gonna lose you, whatever it takes to stay here with you.
Take it too the good times, see it through the bad times.
Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do.
Let them say we're crazy.
What do they know?
Put your arms around me, baby, don't ever let go.
Let the world around us just fall apart.
Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart.
Oh, all that I need is you.
All that I ever need.
All that I want to do is hold you forever, forever and ever.

And we can build this thing together, standing strong forever, nothing's gonna stop us now.
And if this world runs out of lovers we'll still have each other.
Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now.

And we can build this thing together, standing strong forever, nothing's gonna stop us now.
And if this world runs out of lovers we'll still have each other.
Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now.

HUR-TA-DO
Clap clap clap
HUR-TA-DO
Clap clap clap

[madreadingfan]

Saw this one on Twitter, think it fits perfectly:

Viva Hurtado, Viva Hurtado, Viva Hurtado
Running down the wing
Hear the Reading sing

And repeat. United sing it about Ronaldo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whv3RTrWtqc

[Big Foot]

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Hurtado
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Hurtado
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Hurtado
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Hurtado

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4

[genome]

When you're sat in row Z,
And the ball hits your head
That's Hurtado

Probably a dodd

[Forty]

Surely anything by Nelly Furtado.

[bcubed]

surely a great opportunity to sing Volare?

Hurtado
woah oh
Hurtado
woah oh oh oh
something something something
something something something
Hurtado
and repeat

needs a bit of work

[Unbelievable Jeff]

Saw this one on Twitter, think it fits perfectly:

Viva Hurtado, Viva Hurtado, Viva Hurtado
Running down the wing
Hear the Reading sing

And repeat. United sing it about Ronaldo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whv3RTrWtqc

IN!

[RG30]

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Hurtado
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Hurtado
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Hurtado
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Hurtado

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4

And that's the real quiz

[No Fixed Abode]

Don't cha wish your winger was Hurt-ado
Don't cha
Don't cha

[Moonfish]

Surely anything by Nelly Furtado.

"He's like a bird,
Flying down the wing,
And he knows where the goal is,
Yes he knows where the goal is"



If you think that's bad, the only other Nelly Furtado song I can remember is:

They say Furtado acts too tough tough tough,
But he plays on the left, he plays on the right,
They say Furtado gets too rough rough rough,
But he plays on the left, he plays on the right,
Well it's when he plays on the left, plays on the right,
And I say follow me, follow me, follow me,
Down, down, down, to the Madejski,
Til you see all my dreams,
To see the Reading play in this magical world where Furtado runs down the wings!