CONFIRMED - Royston Drenthe

[Barry the bird boggler]

I just love this board and all the comedians on here, best message forum in the world. Probably.

[Hungary Royal]

:lol: Carlsberg don't do message forums but it would probably the best message forum in the world.

Corrected for you B the BB

[TBM]

Someone contact Roy and ask him

[pea]

Said stuff

Where the f/ck have you been?

Left the board because of RLs bullying

[SmellyAli]

I am hobnobbing live from the fast lane of the M4, just approaching J11. I’m following a Vauxhall Zafira full of people in Reading FC training kits with Nicky Hammond at the wheel!!! One of the people is definitely Royston and the other is Jordan Rhodes. There are 4 others. It looks like Jermaine Defoe might be one of them but difficult to tell as he is black.

Speeding up now so getting difficult tot type. Changing lanes and swerving bit. Royston just gave thumbs up!!1! Will try to get infront and takes ome pics. Wil keep u updated as soon as i

[Arch]

I am hobnobbing live from the fast lane of the M4, just approaching J11. I’m following a Vauxhall Zafira full of people in Reading FC training kits with Nicky Hammond at the wheel!!! One of the people is definitely Royston and the other is Jordan Rhodes. There are 4 others. It looks like Jermaine Defoe might be one of them but difficult to tell as he is black.

Speeding up now so getting difficult tot type. Changing lanes and swerving bit. Royston just gave thumbs up!!1! Will try to get infront and takes ome pics. Wil keep u updated as soon as i

That wasn't his thumb, that was his middle finger.

[Hungary Royal]

I am hobnobbing live from the fast lane of the M4, just approaching J11. I’m following a Vauxhall Zafira full of people in Reading FC training kits with Nicky Hammond at the wheel!!! One of the people is definitely Royston and the other is Jordan Rhodes. There are 4 others. It looks like Jermaine Defoe might be one of them but difficult to tell as he is black.

Speeding up now so getting difficult tot type. Changing lanes and swerving bit. Royston just gave thumbs up!!1! Will try to get infront and takes ome pics. Wil keep u updated as soon as i

talk about life in the fast lane!

[No Hoops]

I am hobnobbing live from the fast lane of the M4, just approaching J11. I’m following a Vauxhall Zafira full of people in Reading FC training kits with Nicky Hammond at the wheel!!! One of the people is definitely Royston and the other is Jordan Rhodes. There are 4 others. It looks like Jermaine Defoe might be one of them but difficult to tell as he is black.

Speeding up now so getting difficult tot type. Changing lanes and swerving bit. Royston just gave thumbs up!!1! Will try to get infront and takes ome pics. Wil keep u updated as soon as i

Finished Abruptly any traffic reports saying our new signing has been involved in an accident with a nobber?

[Geekins]

Rumour is that Royston has now had to retire early due to accident involving two cars at J11 on the M4!

[floyd__streete]

I’m following a Vauxhall Zafira full of people in Reading FC training kits with Nicky Hammond at the wheel!!!

Stop making sh*t up - Hammond drives a Rover Vitesse Fastback

[Ouroboros]

"I have not signed"

You're a little bugger..

"I have not signed for three years for nothing," he declared.

Hang on, so there's a fee?

[Focher]

[M-U-R-T-Y]

You guys are the supporter equivalent of a needy and possessive girlfriend that worries as soon as her boyfriend doesn't text back within 5 minutes

[Maxwell Couldnt Swim]

Lovely

My Dad also used to have a Champagne coloured Rover 800.

He had the 'fastback' though

[TBM]

royston87drenthe
@darealrrrodje de overdracht mag nu niet gebeuren

Anyone speak Dutch? - what does the above say?

[Focher]

royston87drenthe
@darealrrrodje de overdracht mag nu niet gebeuren

Anyone speak Dutch? - what does the above say?

that means 'big bodies are for bumlords, athletic and toned is what the fanny like'.

[floyd__streete]

One of my fondest childhood memories must be infant school assembly before breaking up for Christmas each year. We used to sing some generic Christmas carols before being told to close our eyes tight (ruh-oh) and listen out for the jingle of bells which became louder and louder and suddenly before us appeared Santa bearing gifts (usually a dot-to-dot book with some cheap felt tip pens). Perhaps if we all concentrate, close our eyes and whistle the Van der Valk theme tune then a souped-up Subaru will crash through the window of the megastore and out will step Royston Drenthe wearing a Pelada training top.

[stickywhisky]

royston87drenthe
@darealrrrodje de overdracht mag nu niet gebeuren

Anyone speak Dutch? - what does the above say?

Nice try!

[melonhead]

royston87drenthe
@darealrrrodje de overdracht mag nu niet gebeuren

Anyone speak Dutch? - what does the above say?

that means 'big bodies are for bumlords, athletic and toned is what the fanny like'.

[melonhead]

One of my fondest childhood memories must be infant school assembly before breaking up for Christmas each year. We used to sing some generic Christmas carols before being told to close our eyes tight (ruh-oh) and listen out for the jingle of bells which became louder and louder and suddenly before us appeared Santa bearing gifts (usually a dot-to-dot book with some cheap felt tip pens). Perhaps if we all concentrate, close our eyes and whistle the Van der Valk theme tune then a souped-up Subaru will crash through the window of the megastore and out will step Royston Drenthe wearing a Pelada training top.

i love this thread