Newcastle Predictions

[Ian Royal]

2-2 after going 2 nil down, we come back with a Pearce header and an obvious alf handball for the equaliser. KARMA

Surely an honourable mention goes to this guy?

It wasn't handball. The scoreline is wrong.

[Rusty royal]

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew has warned his Newcastle United players before Saturday's home game with Reading that 29-year-old Royals striker Pavel Pogrebnyak is "one of the worst players I've seen for falling over and buying free-kicks".

[Brain Traysers]

2-1 away win.

1-0 HT, Guthrie midway in the second half before Pog trips on a snowflake deep into stoppage time and Harte bangs in the free-kick. Pardew explodes.

Our record against Pardew managed teams must be pretty decent, I can only think of losing once (the Matt Etherington show) but there actually don't seem to have been too many games. Anyone care to help?

Scrap that, Pardew had been sacked by then. Has he actually ever managed a team to victory over us?

Half time and equaliser time pretty good.

Seriously though, has Pardew tasted victory over us?