Song for Man Utd

[floyd__streete]

'Alad is a plastic
He sits in his armchair
he's never been to see Man U
He says he doesn't care

Sky Sports News, Richard Keys, f**king Andy Gray
Alad has no opinions, he repeats theirs all day

Alad wants to be a manc but he lives here down south
If you mention his Man U he gives it all the mouth
Euro cups, League titles, cup wins at Wembley
an endless list of their big games he didn't go to see

wall posters, bed duvet's, stupid cuddly toys,
he even has a heart shaped frame for Ruud Van Nistelrooy'

[floyd__streete]

Just sums up all that's wrong with Reading's appalling support.

Obsessed

[gazzer, loyal royal]

SONKO IS SUPERMAN, ROONEY WILL SHAG YOUR GRAN

[Row Z Royal]

Rio is a pony,
Wes Brown's a baked bean,
Rooney's out of grannies
so he sticks it up Colleen.

[Vision]

SONKO IS SUPERMAN, ROONEY WILL SHAG YOUR GRAN

..... Rio's an ABBA fan, Fergie drinks Cillet Bang

[OldBiscuit]

[quote="Vision"][quote="gazzer, loyal royal"]SONKO IS SUPERMAN, ROONEY WILL SHAG YOUR GRAN[/qu

Rio's an ABBA fan, Fergie drinks Cillet Bang[/quote]

[moo]

To Ronaldo as he goes to take a corner:

Does your daddy know your here,
Does your daddy know your here

I know its a bit harsh but its gotta be done

Thats going way too far...he's a human being.

[blue_army1871]

Does your daddy know your hear is going way over the top. If people started singing that i would be embarrased.

[OldBiscuit]

[quote="blue_army1871"]Does your daddy know your hear is going way over the top. If people started singing that i would be embarrased. [/quote]

Qiute agree, we people from the 'Royal County' have standards.

[crossie]

(to the tune of Monster)

who's that coming over your gran, is it wayne rooney, is it wayne rooney.

sorry. very childish.