Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[Maguire]

jimmy kebe isnt just the greatest man who has ever lived, hes the greatest living thing that has ever lived

Blue whale, T-Rex, megashark, those little tree frogs that kill you 1000 times over with one fleck of spit, and owls - all better IMHO

jimmy kebe literally eats them all for his breakfast

That's ridiculous. Two of them are extinct, one is too poisonous, and one is simply way too big. He might eat owls but I can't imagine them making a wholesome breakfast meal.

[Pepe the Horseman]

jimmy kebe isnt just the greatest man who has ever lived, hes the greatest living thing that has ever lived

Blue whale, T-Rex, megashark, those little tree frogs that kill you 1000 times over with one fleck of spit, and owls - all better IMHO

Had an owl stuck up our chimney the other day

[mr_number]

jimmy kebe literally eats them all for his breakfast

That's ridiculous. Two of them are extinct, one is too poisonous, and one is simply way too big. He might eat owls but I can't imagine them making a wholesome breakfast meal.

Why do you think they're extinct?

[Maguire]

jimmy kebe literally eats them all for his breakfast

That's ridiculous. Two of them are extinct, one is too poisonous, and one is simply way too big. He might eat owls but I can't imagine them making a wholesome breakfast meal.

Why do you think they're extinct?

That's a big question but i'd say a mixture of being selected out by evolution and large-scale extinction level events such as a meteor strike or pole reversal.

[Maguire]

jimmy kebe isnt just the greatest man who has ever lived, hes the greatest living thing that has ever lived

Blue whale, T-Rex, megashark, those little tree frogs that kill you 1000 times over with one fleck of spit, and owls - all better IMHO

Had an owl stuck up our chimney the other day

Shit. What was the outcome?

[who are ya?]

Did Jimmy eat it

[Pepe the Horseman]

Had an owl stuck up our chimney the other day

Shit. What was the outcome?

Was house sitting for my mum and dad, so just left it. Haven't asked if it's still there.

[mr_number]

That's a big question but i'd say a mixture of being selected out by evolution and large-scale extinction level events such as a meteor strike or pole reversal.

You're just being willfully ignorant now.

[Maguire]

That's a big question but i'd say a mixture of being selected out by evolution and large-scale extinction level events such as a meteor strike or pole reversal.

You're just being willfully ignorant now.

No seriously, I don't think anyone really knows mate

[mr_number]

That's a big question but i'd say a mixture of being selected out by evolution and large-scale extinction level events such as a meteor strike or pole reversal.

You're just being willfully ignorant now.

No seriously, I don't think anyone really knows mate

That's cos Jimmy never leaves a trace.

[The Goat was fed]

A version of him is now available on twitter - some entertaining tweets thus far.

@JimmyKebe1
From Oakwell to the Oakford. Much like my young pretender Hal Robson-Kanu, the service could be better.

[melonhead]

Blue whale, T-Rex, megashark, those little tree frogs that kill you 1000 times over with one fleck of spit, and owls - all better IMHO

jimmy kebe literally eats them all for his breakfast

That's ridiculous. Two of them are extinct, one is too poisonous, and one is simply way too big. He might eat owls but I can't imagine them making a wholesome breakfast meal.

two of them are extinct cos jimmy ate them all
he absorbs the poison of the third, squirting it from his eyes when threatened
the fourth isnt too big for jimmy, its merely a canape
and jimmy kebe is so awesome the owls literaly fly into his mouth whenever he is near, just to be closer to him

[Fubar]

Jimmy Kebe has now overtaken Chuck Norris in annals of awesomeness!!!

[Stuboo]

Jimmy Kebe is surely the most awesome and most loved player in the current squad! Defenders are pulled to him as if drawn by his gravity and charisma, and mesmerised by his fancy footwork...

[melonhead]

agreed

[maffff]

WWJKD?

He does what he wants.

[SydenhamRoyal]

WWJKD?

He does what he wants.

Although he often doesnt know what that is

[melonhead]

only cos he doesnt want to

[maffff]

Anyone watching the QPR/WHU game?

he does what he wants, he does what he waaaaants, he's Ricardo Vaz Te, he does what he wants

errrrmmmmmmm........... f/ckoff.

[Ian Royal]

Anyone watching the QPR/WHU game?

he does what he wants, he does what he waaaaants, he's Ricardo Vaz Te, he does what he wants

errrrmmmmmmm........... f/ckoff.

Was "he does what he wants" in anyway original to us? I've not heard it elsewhere... that doesn't mean a lot of course.