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Re: Yakubu - SSN

by winchester_royal » 02 Feb 2015 18:14

Ian Royal But the source would almost certainly be a Nigerian passport or birth certificate. So if he's fiddled that at source, everything else is child's play.


And if my auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle

Fiddling with passports and birth certificates really isn't that easy in the first place, and if he was 37 I'm pretty sure it would be showing in the incredibly scientific medicals they put players through these days

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Re: Yakubu - SSN

by Winston Smith » 02 Feb 2015 18:15

Ian Royal But the source would almost certainly be a Nigerian passport or birth certificate. So if he's fiddled that at source, everything else is child's play.


There have been a few articles over the years written about players from West Africa, Nigeria in particular, who fiddle their documents at a fairly young age as it helps their football career so much. Yakubu is a name that has cropped up, alongside Kanu, in these articles frequently.

Not sure why Nigerians so so into this, maybe that is just somewhere where it is easy to do.

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Re: Yakubu - SSN

by Winston Smith » 02 Feb 2015 18:16

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Ian Royal But the source would almost certainly be a Nigerian passport or birth certificate. So if he's fiddled that at source, everything else is child's play.


And if my auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle

Fiddling with passports and birth certificates really isn't that easy in the first place, and if he was 37 I'm pretty sure it would be showing in the incredibly scientific medicals they put players through these days


It is the documents used to prove your birthday and get a passport that are often suggested as the ones incorrect

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Re: Yakubu - SSN

by Deadlock » 02 Feb 2015 18:19

wingnut Or 6/12/1977 - from Deadlock's link a few pages back.

Credit where it's due - it was The Reverend, not me.

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Re: Yakubu - SSN

by Ian Royal » 02 Feb 2015 18:22

winchester_royal
Ian Royal But the source would almost certainly be a Nigerian passport or birth certificate. So if he's fiddled that at source, everything else is child's play.


And if my auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle

Fiddling with passports and birth certificates really isn't that easy in the first place, and if he was 37 I'm pretty sure it would be showing in the incredibly scientific medicals they put players through these days

Sorry i forgot that Nigeria has no corruption problems.

Medicals don't tell you age, they tell you fitness and injury issues.


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Re: The Yak

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Re: Yakubu - SSN

by winchester_royal » 02 Feb 2015 18:26

Ian Royal
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Ian Royal But the source would almost certainly be a Nigerian passport or birth certificate. So if he's fiddled that at source, everything else is child's play.


And if my auntie had bollocks she'd be my uncle

Fiddling with passports and birth certificates really isn't that easy in the first place, and if he was 37 I'm pretty sure it would be showing in the incredibly scientific medicals they put players through these days

Sorry i forgot that Nigeria has no corruption problems.

Medicals don't tell you age, they tell you fitness and injury issues.


Fitness, injury issues, and age often have a very high correlation. And modern day medicals show much more than just fitness.

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Re: The Yak

by No Fixed Abode » 02 Feb 2015 18:28

No Fixed Abode LOL @ some Reading fans thinking you've signed Lukaku. :lol:


One of them has now said "They look the same".
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Re: The Yak

by genome » 02 Feb 2015 18:35

Only Reading fans would complain about signing a player who has scored more PL goals than Cristiano Ronaldo.


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Re: Yakubu - SSN

by The Reverend » 02 Feb 2015 18:36

winchester_royal
Fiddling with passports and birth certificates really isn't that easy in the first place, and if he was 37 I'm pretty sure it would be showing in the incredibly scientific medicals they put players through these days


Cut off his leg and count the rings?

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Re: The Yak

by blueroyals » 02 Feb 2015 18:48

There's no way he's 32 but still a better player than Pog, HRK, Blackman...

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Re: The Yak

by Norfolk Royal » 02 Feb 2015 18:49

Apparently Damian Green MP, the former immigration minister, is a season ticket holder at Reading. Just thought I'd throw that in.

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Re: The Yak

by Whatevs » 02 Feb 2015 19:05

Pretty much guarantees promotion which I'm actually not sure I want. Bit too early for the squad yet


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Re: The Yak

by mumbo-jumbo » 02 Feb 2015 19:41

Who gives a stuff how old he is? I don't care if hes 40+ so long as he bangs a few goals in and lifts the crowd. Fingers crossed he stays fit but at least his contact is short and he might give Pog the impetus to keep up his new found enthusiasm. Well done Reading FC and welcome Yak. Can't wait to see him in action

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Re: The Yak

by Ian Royal » 02 Feb 2015 19:43

genome Only Reading fans would complain about signing a player who has scored more PL goals than Cristiano Ronaldo.

I think we'd have reason to complain if we signed Shearer and so's he.

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Re: The Yak

by RoyallyFcuked » 02 Feb 2015 19:55

This reminds me of Joseph Minala, an 18 year old who plays for Lazio that had his age publicly disputed last year. He was believed to be 42 years old and not 17.

In Minala's case I can see why there was a dispute though.


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Re: The Yak

by Woodcote Royal » 02 Feb 2015 19:58

OMG, this thread says everything about the number of complete tools we have in our fan base :|

This is a practically risk free punt on a former Prem striker with a decent record wherever he has played and yet we have the usual twats, plus some I thought better of, slagging off the guy before he's kicked a ball for us.

What made Roberts a decent signing or, had some of our resident pr+cks begging the club to spend a small fortune on Murray, yet has some struggling to form an orderly queue in order to slate Yukubu :|

If he's a fraction of the player he was 2 years ago, he's light years ahead of anyone else we have in front of goal and, if he's useless (which I seriously doubt) we've lost very little and he'll be gone by June.

Get a grip some of you, FFS :evil:
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Re: The Yak

by BraisingsteakRoyal » 02 Feb 2015 20:07

This smacks of Ade Panic-buyee to me.*

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Re: The Yak

by Nameless » 02 Feb 2015 20:21

[quote="RoyallyFcuked"]The guy only needs a handful of goals to have 100 in the Premier League. We have certainly never had a player who has scored this many top flight goals before. /quote]

We've had a player who has scored considerably more top flight goals than Yak....

I agree with those who see this as a decent gamble. There isn't much of a risk and he could easily knock in 10 goals this season.

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Re: The Yak

by AthleticoSpizz » 02 Feb 2015 20:25

Does he do penalties?

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