by Chaney » 22 Sep 2008 14:09
by Pool and Darts » 22 Sep 2008 15:11
by Franchise FC » 22 Sep 2008 15:17
by Franchise FC » 22 Sep 2008 15:20
Pool and Darts I think in light of recent events we need to really consider the future of football as a whole.
After thinking it through, and seeing everyone's comments on the lastest issue, as well as a previous thread regarding video technology, I have come up with the answer:
To ensure there is no possibility of human error spoiling our game, (I can't believe it is still allowed to happen in this day and age), we have to take steps to ensure the 'right' result every single time.
To this end, all humans will be removed from football in the future. Every match will be carried out using a simple mathematical model, with results calculated by computer. These results would be reached by simply inputting the quality of the 'players' on each side, possibly by rating them numerically in a series of attributes, so that both 'teams' could be compared by the 'program' and a result obtained for each 'match'. The results of each could then be compared in a 'league table', and we can just hand the trophy to the 'team' with the most 'points' at the end of the season.
This would be hugely beneficial for the profile of the game as well, as to ensure that every fan can get to see each game, we could make many copies of this 'program' and distribute a copy to every household in which a fan resides. That way, they can play the 'matches' at a time to suit them, thus never missing a game.
That way we will never have anything like this outrage again. We are saved!!!!!
by Pool and Darts » 22 Sep 2008 15:26
Franchise FC Absolutely priceless - except that, surely, it's Wii are saved.
by Geekins » 22 Sep 2008 15:30
by Rex » 22 Sep 2008 15:32
by Geekins » 22 Sep 2008 15:46
by watfordroyal » 22 Sep 2008 15:54
by Archie's penalty » 22 Sep 2008 16:29
West Stand Man Let's see,
Stoke defenders all realise that Torres wan't offside at all, so the next time Liverpool attack Stoke defenders all stand aside and allow them to score. Likely? No.
Everton players are sure that the ball did not cross the line when it bounced down and so allow Hull a goal to compensate. Likely? No.
Any player anywhere is tripped and a penalty was the right decision, but the referee doesn't award it. Next attack the defence stands aside and allows a goal in compensation for the penalty. Likely? You are getting the picture.
Or, how about the referee gets in the way of a clearance and deflects it straight into the path of a striker who has a simple shot on goal and scores. Does his team (let's call them Norwich) compensate by allowing Reading a goal? No, and nor should they.
It was massively poor refereeing, but the result stands and it was not up to Reading to deal with it.
by RG30 » 22 Sep 2008 18:47
by kwik-silva » 22 Sep 2008 19:24
RG30 Apologies if it's been done before but I moved yesterday so haven't had a chance to see the goal again. Does somebody have a link for it on Youtube?
by royalsteve » 22 Sep 2008 19:24
by Cpl Jones Dont panic » 22 Sep 2008 19:27
by Thaumagurist* » 22 Sep 2008 19:59
by Rev Algenon Stickleback H » 22 Sep 2008 20:07
Thaumagurist* I've just spent 15 minutes reading this thread. All I can say is:
Oh My God. Are Those People claiming to be embarrassed about our players' attitude for real?
by Thaumagurist* » 22 Sep 2008 20:20
by Archie's penalty » 22 Sep 2008 20:43
by Rex » 22 Sep 2008 20:48
by earleyroyal » 22 Sep 2008 21:11